Getting back together Quote by Chad Kultgen

“Don Truby thought about Kelly Ripa’s anus.”

— Chad Kultgen

“People don't change, they just have momentary steps outside of their true character, isolated actions contrary to their true nature.”

— Chad Kultgen

The generation gaps are becoming more and more extreme. It used to be a generation gap would be 20-plus years. Now, because technology and…

— Chad Kultgen

“It was shaping up to be one of a handful of days in my life that filled me with the kind of anticipation and…

— Chad Kultgen

Relationships between men and women are only about sex. The rest of the sh*t is incidental.

— Chad Kultgen

“One night, Tim stumbled across a documentary called Manufacturing Consent. After viewing it, he found some writing online by its subject, Noam Chomsky, and…

— Chad Kultgen

“When she left I realized my roommate, Dave, was awake the whole time and was witness to my entire interaction with Heather. He said…

— Chad Kultgen

“Every word she says makes me feel a little more like faking a stroke and pretending to lose all memory of who I was.”

— Chad Kultgen

“On the drive home I continue to try and jar the fetus loose with more abrupt driving maneuvers.”

— Chad Kultgen

“People don’t change their minds that easily. They have too much pride. Eventually they have kids who see the world differently, and that’s how…

— Chad Kultgen

There is no love, there is only the lie we tell ourselves that things are more important than they actually are, that our lives…

— Chad Kultgen

people don't change, they just have momentary steps outside of their true character

— Chad Kultgen