My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought it was cute that I'm getting interested in gardening — Avalon Copy Share Image
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My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought it was cute that… — Avalon Copy Share Image
My mom thinks my friends have bad influences on me. Honestly I'm the one coming up with the ideas — Avalon Copy Share Image
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