“For me, Halloween is the best holiday in the world. It even beats Christmas. I get to dress up in a costume.… — R.J. Palacio Copy Share Image
Here's to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2013 look shockingly unslutty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. — Loretta Lynn Copy Share Image
One year, my family and I dressed up in the theme of 'Wizard of Oz' for Halloween. We all went as the… — Luke Benward Copy Share Image
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone is dressing their newborn baby as a PIECE OF BACON for Halloween. What I would not GIVE for a photo of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
John and I had a few meetings about what direction the sequel should take. I made some real insane suggestions. True to… — Donald Pleasence Copy Share Image
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
When I was seven-years-old I discovered the Spice Girls. I fell in love immediately, and I decided I wanted to be a… — MO Copy Share Image
“Enemies may unite to eliminate a common threat, but never without a wary eye fixed on their ally.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
The safest genre is the horror film. But the most unsafe - the most dangerous - is comedy. Because even if your… — Roger Corman Copy Share Image
My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It has always been my aim to live everyday like Halloween by celebrating individuality and creative freedom within a world of horror. — Sharon Needles Copy Share Image
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I picked out my Halloween costume. I’m going as 'Slutty Madeleine Albright.' — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Candy corn. For Halloween that is my favorite candy, but it doesn't come around that often and I like that. — Daniel Jacobs Copy Share Image
They take the greats from the past and compare us. I wonder if they'd ever survive in this era. In a time… — Drake Copy Share Image
I knew she was from Australia and I knew that is where she started but I didn't know if she was still… — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In masks and gown we haunt the street And knock on doors for trick or treat Tonight we are the king and… — Jack Prelutsky Copy Share Image
