Half Week Quotes by Chevy Chase

You can't observe as much if you're observed by others.

— Chevy Chase

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

— Chevy Chase

What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.

— Chevy Chase

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

— Chevy Chase

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with…

— Chevy Chase

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

— Chevy Chase

Marge is a terrible name for a mistress.

— Chevy Chase

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

— Chevy Chase

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.

— Chevy Chase

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

— Chevy Chase

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

— Chevy Chase

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

— Chevy Chase