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Humans live a lot longer than dogs, and we don't suffer any penalty that I can see. We're superior in almost every… — Cynthia Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'm a true reactionary. Like all patricians, I'd like to restore the original republic, which we lost 40 years ago when Harry… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
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I'm very lucky because I don't half get some juicy jobs. But I can't tell you the number I've turned down in… — Lesley Manville Copy Share Image
The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Starting out, iRobot was not an economic rocket ship. It took six and a half years before we had enough money in… — Colin Angle Copy Share Image
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If I'm watching my son play soccer, that's what I'm doing. If I'm going to a school concert, that's what I'm doing.… — Gail Kelly Copy Share Image
The Iraq war was fought by one-half of one percent of us. And unless we were part of that small group or… — Bob Schieffer Copy Share Image
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The things had been made a half a dozen times from silent pictures through the '30s and '40s. In fact, I think… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
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One is so apt to think of people's affection as a fixed quantity, instead of a sort of moving so with the… — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
We've gotten so good at growing food that we've gone, in a few generations, from nearly half of Americans living on farms… — Nina Fedoroff Copy Share Image
Humanizing birth means understanding that the woman giving birth is a human being, not a machine and not just a container for… — Marsden Wagner Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever not had a dark side. But one of the wonderful reasons why you go into this business… — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
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What I wish I had said in the book [Falling Upward] is that part of the attraction of conservative religions, such as… — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
Half of the receipts in our cookbooks are mere murder to such constitutions and stomachs as we grow here. ...in America, owing… — Catharine Beecher Copy Share Image
I think half the population supports this ban on these dangerous immigrants who are going to come in and do something, who… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Most people, looking back at their childhood, see it as a misty country half-forgotten or only to be remembered through an evocative… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Natural gas emits only half the carbon dioxide of coal when burned, but if methane leaks when oil companies extract it from… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
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To try something longer, I entered a half-hour radio drama contest with the national public broadcaster, CBC. To my surprise, I won.… — Karen Walton Copy Share Image
If half-black Barack Obama had decided years ago to call himself white - which his genes certainly entitled him to do -… — Eric Liu Copy Share Image
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We are becoming like cats, slyly parasitic, enjoying an indifferent domesticity. Nice and snug in the social, our historic passions have withdrawn… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
Coaches should realize that the only way to conquer drudgery is by getting through it as efficiently as they can. A dull… — Harold Nicolson Copy Share Image
Only a fool wants war, but once a war starts then it cannot be fought half-heartedly. It cannot even be fought with… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
John W. Snow was paid more than $50 million in salary, bonus and stock in his nearly 12 years as chairman of… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
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