“As soon as the door closed, Uncle Enzo looked around. "I say he needs money." Uncle Nico shook his head. "He's been… — Ashleigh Stevens Copy Share Image
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I love book signings: kids waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books, haha! — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
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“Pas encore. Qa m'amuse." "Really, Poirot!" "Yes, my friend. I grow old and childish, do I not?” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
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Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
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I guess that all figures into my approach because once I start hearing the imagination land stuff (that's my new phrase now… — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
“Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing." Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Tommy, why did they put Maldon Surrey on the telegram?" "Because Maldon is in Surrey, idiot.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“Well, I just thought you were really fucking bad at dirty talk and I was trying to spare your feelings," he grunted.… — Caroline Peckham Copy Share Image
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