My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one of those black American Express cards not available to general public. Gumball machines didn’t have slots… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
I would have rather had a dad with change jingling in his pocket; one who would have spent the last forty minutes of the… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
Place unopened pouch in warm water for 5-10 minutes. Unopened pouch may be laid on a warm surface. Lay unopened pouch in direct sunlight.… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
“Dad brought it home from Paris when Terese was five. What other kid that age had a $10,000 oboe?” — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
“Most dads had hobbies that they passed down to their sons; hunting, fishing, auto repair. Dad’s hobby was nuclear war, which meant his sons… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
T.S Elliot was wrong. My world ended with a bang the minute we entered the Compound and the silver door closed behind us. The… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
