She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book. — Liam Gallagher Copy Share Image
I Hate when you offer someone with hot ass breath a piece of gum & they don't want it. NO BITCH. You… — Codiene_Dreams Copy Share Image
I auditioned for everything. It was daily, relentless. Independent films, chewing gum commercials, television shows. — Emma Weymouth Copy Share Image
This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. — Mary Schmich Copy Share Image
when you [lose someone], it feels like the hole in your gum when a tooth falls out. You can chew, you can… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Child labor, not a problem. Censorship, not a problem. Torture, not a problem. Chewing gum in China - oh, my God! You… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Slanders, sir, for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My sister, with her ratty red-highlighted hair and her linen pajamas and her combat boots—how could she possibly worry about being possessed… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'll be out having a good time and stick my gum on the side of my cup - I know, it's a… — Jenna Jameson Copy Share Image
Florida Republicans have shown they can walk and chew gum when it comes for deregulation and promoting environmental stewardship. — Michael Waltz Copy Share Image
I wouldn't treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene. I would really say the biggest preparation was chewing gum… — Alice Englert Copy Share Image
Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words]… — Andy Stanton Copy Share Image
My platform's called Don't Even Think About It. I go to schools and I say, 'Whatever bad thing it is you're thinking… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
That knowledge humbles me, melts my bones, closes my ears, and makes my teeth rock loosely in their gums. And it also… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
When you're missing your two front teeth, that's honesty. That is a door to your oral history. You're not covering anything up.… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
And people really behaved in a fraudulent way or something, we'll go back and find the culprits later on. But that really… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
You asked me once if I would still love you when your lips were puckered with age and your eyes were faded.… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, you've grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that's at the… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The heat is searing and superb. The paddocks surrounding the town are bleached blond. The distant ring-barked gums, mile after mile, wriggle… — Hal Porter Copy Share Image
What are you thinking?" he asks. I know Gage hates it when I cry - he is completely undone by the sight… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
What is it about possessing things? Why do we feel the need to own what we love, and why do we become… — Jeff Melvoin Copy Share Image
A "snapshot" feature in USA Today listed the five greatest concerns parents and teachers had about children in the '50s: talking out… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
Yes. They are the words that finally turned me into the hermit I have now become. It was quite sudden. I saw… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
From the clayey soil of northern Wyoming is mined bentonite, which is used as filler in candy, gum, and lipstick. We Americans… — Gretel Ehrlich Copy Share Image
Whenever you drop something by fight, it is never dropped. You can drop smoking by fighting, and then you will start doing… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
A meditator cannot smoke, for the simple reason that he never feels nervous, in anxiety, in tension. Smoking helps - on a… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image