Gum Quotes · Page 3

This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.

— Elbert Hubbard

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

— Liam Gallagher

So much of TV seems to be chewing gum for the eyes… TV desperately needs more self-reliance and pride in the medium.

— John Mason Brown

Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum!

— Anthony Horowitz

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

I always have Trident gum with me because I talk to people all the time.

— Tina Knowles

Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel, Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table.

— GZA

Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos.

— Harold Edward Holt

I'm just happy when directors make a movie that is really sentimental but without being maudlin or saccharine or too much like…

— Paul Schneider

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are…

— Persis Khambatta

I can remember playing under the big wooden desk in his office. My mother didn't like us to chew gum, so we'd…

— John F. Kennedy Jr

When (the Reds) won, we loved it because we ran into the locker room and touched all the bats and gloves and…

— Ken Griffey, Jr

The most validating thing was when my picture was on my first bubble gum card. That was in '68 for me. I…

— Johnny Bench

Well thank you, me old gobbler,' said Mr. Gum handing over some money that Billy William would later discover to be made…

— Andy Stanton

When the Mac ad campaign was in full swing, I quickened my pace as I went past certain bus stops. My wife…

— Robert Webb

The oil acts like a cleanser. When you put it in your mouth and work it around your teeth and gums it…

— Bruce Fife

You've got to eat while you dream. You've got to deliver on short-range commitments, while you develop a long-range strategy and vision…

— Jack Welch

A young man's passion, a jaded siren's last chance for love, a world gone mad, cheap thrills, fast cars, expensive wines, the…

— Esther M. Friesner

PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed .…

— Ambrose Bierce

What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum…

— James Lafferty

I spent every bit of my money to try and get a Mickey Mantle card, and I don't have one. Growing up…

— Johnny Bench

Is this Nation stating it cannot afford to spend an additional $600 million to help the developing nations of the world become…

— John F. Kennedy

The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition,…

— Zach Anner

And people really behaved in a fraudulent way or something, we'll go back and find the culprits later on. But that really…

— Warren Buffett

By gum,' said Digory, 'Don't I just wish I was big enough to punch your head!

— Anonymous

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school.

— Brie Larson

From Day One the very existence of [Camp Bravo] has been a popcorn hull in the tender gums of the hard left.

— James Lileks

Take Wrigley's Chewing Gum. I don't think the Internet is going to change how people chew gum.

— Warren Buffett

I cant live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.

— Kelis

The best time for gum is just before getting onstage. I need a minty-fresh microphone.

— Dave Grohl

Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine.

— Tabatha Coffey

The president of the United States actually has to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.

— John Edwards

“She wasn't actually chewing gum, but her demeanor was very much that of a gum chewer.”

— Gail Honeyman

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

— Rita Rudner

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

— Charles M. Schulz

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

— Emo Philips

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

— Diablo Cody

Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums.

— Dilys Laing

Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough.

— Vermin Supreme

I sit where the leaves of the maple and the gnarled and knotted gum are circling and drifting around me.

— Alice Cary