“The Vikings thought they were big shots because they had boats. You know how obnoxious people get when they own a boat. They always want to go on the boat. "We're taking the boat out this weekend. It's supposed to… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like,… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
“I think the world honestly would be a much healthier place if instead of trying to find rationalizations for our bad behavior we would… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
