A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I’m never… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I think a lot of education has to be involved. If they would have alternative items, so that, say, for a dollar… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live. — Frank Bruni Copy Share Image
Three things that always bring a smile to my face: making guacamole for my friends, getting pedicures with my mom, exploring an… — Tyler Oakley Copy Share Image
I've been touted for my guacamole. I'll stand by my method. People have asked me to come to their home and prepare… — Billy Gibbons Copy Share Image
