If you've only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs. It'll seem like forever. — Pat LaFontaine Copy Share Image
Hockey is the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight. — Frank Deford Copy Share Image
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
Orr is the greatest young hockey player that's come along since I've been here. — Bobby Hull Copy Share Image
Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game. — Chico Resch Copy Share Image
I found out that if you are going to win games, you had better be ready to adapt. — Scotty Bowman Copy Share Image
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street. — Gus Kyle Copy Share Image
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have… — Paul Coffey Copy Share Image
Wayne Gretzky is the greatest hockey player of all-time, I don't think there is any debate about that. If you look at… — Christian Cage Copy Share Image
Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person. — Jeremy Roenick Copy Share Image
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? — Jacques Plante Copy Share Image
Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet. — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. — Donald Stewart Cherry Copy Share Image
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. — Brad Park Copy Share Image
The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem. — Harry Sinden Copy Share Image
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
