“Not just a job, but a lifestyle,” Granny often snorts. Mum is not someone you go with, she’s someone you follow.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point. — Maggie Smith Copy Share Image
“Her granny used to say, We've always been poor as Job's turkey and most likely always will be.” — Silas House Copy Share Image
“Daughter follows mother in actions and habits and some times also follows her granny.” — Tayyab Nawaz Sulehri Copy Share Image
They bombed my granny's chippie, left it completely flat. I'll have her for that — Jane Couch Copy Share Image
“I asked Granny one time if she thought green might be God's favorite color since he'd made so many shades of it.” — Sheila Kay Adams Copy Share Image
My granny was always mourning about the fact I wear dull, stained jeans or don't brush my hair. — Twinkle Khanna Copy Share Image
Granny knew all about bad fortune-telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She considered that the future was a frail enough thing at best, and if people looked at it hard they changed it.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'll always be playing shows. Even when I'm a crazy granny wearing weird old granny clothes and wandering around with dementia, I'll… — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
You can con God and get away with it, Granny said, if you do so with charm and wit. If you live… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I'm an absolute clean freak. I'll go to my friends' houses and even start cleaning. I'm such a granny at heart. My… — Cassie Scerbo Copy Share Image
There's something unrefined about a reading woman, they always reek of the lamp. How can she grow up to be a lady… — Florence King Copy Share Image
“Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Well-known fact,” said Granny. “But I don’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Resting on the roots of this old oak I lean back against his knotted trunk, shine my granny smith on my sleeve… — Kellie Elmore Copy Share Image
I knew it was really, really popular when my granny told me she watched it, and was addicted. When your granny is… — Davina McCall Copy Share Image
“But they must think we're daft, not noticing they'd left off the top slice," said Granny triumphantly. "Well, I told them a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I am fairly certain that my independent, high-spirited grandmother must have had a childhood similar to Betsy Ray'sAs I read about the… — Ann M. Martin Copy Share Image
“She remember her granny telling her, 'Men are like coal boilers, Ellie. If you find a man you reckon to keep, you… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
If you have a 2-year-old who is non-verbal, don't wait until you get a diagnosis at 4. The child needs one-on-one teaching… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Unlike wizards, who like nothing better than a complicated hierarchy, witches don't go in much for the structured approach to career progression.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A young girl would go into the wood as trustingly as Red Riding Hood to her granny's house but this light admits… — Angela Carter Copy Share Image
I never thought my granny, somebody that was born down South, who witnessed America when it was segregated, would see, in her… — Nipsey Hussle Copy Share Image
I think it's really hard to find a good women's magazine, and I like that Glamour is way more about what you… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image
I defy anybody to not look cool with the guns. My granny could look cool doing that! — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
Actors, said Granny, witheringly. As if the world weren't full of enough history without inventing more. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat knew she had lost. You always lost against Granny Weatherwax, the only interest was in seeing exactly how.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“the last few miles of the Atlantic Ocean back to England with all of the jewellery hidden in her knickers. Granny” — David Walliams Copy Share Image
[Queen Elizabeth] is just the granny queen! She's our granny queen who shakes people's hands! — Vanessa Kirby Copy Share Image
“Elsa thinks about how Granny used to say, 'You have standards and I have double standards, and so I win.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“Granny always said finding justice was as tough as putting socks on a rooster.” — Jessica Maria Tuccelli Copy Share Image
Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
He's got great credentials by winning the World Cup, but he did it with Brazil - my granny could probably have managed… — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
“My granny always says "Women are like angels, when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly around on our broomsticks because… — Sophie Monroe Copy Share Image
Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It’s time for you to stop calling me Granny. I’m now referred to as the first grandmother of the city.” LT laughed.… — Iris Bolling Copy Share Image
...Granny Weatherwax, who had walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all her life in the certain knowledge… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
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