Granny Quotes · Page 2

“I still loved Granny. It flowed out of my chest. With Granny gone, where would my love go?”

— Jessica Maria Tuccelli

“See! sweet and sound she sleeps in granny's bed, between the paws of the tender wolf.”

— Angela Carter

Granny looking better than some of them young ting! It look like she have some style to?

— Glen Rambharack

By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made.

— Kate Middleton

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?

— Neil Cavuto

“His granny taught him to read, see. I reckon it overheated his mind.”

— Terry Pratchett

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved

— Robin Williams

My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist,

— MC Paul Barman

But you ain't part of it, are you?" said Granny conversationally. "You try, but you always find yourself watchin' yourself watchin' people,…

— Terry Pratchett

Human beings should stick together. Honestly, if I see a red-haired person with blue eyes now, I say, 'Is your granny black?'

— Grace Jones

“He’ll also cut you some slack if you’re astonishingly stupid in an amusing fashion. Granny claimed that this explains why uncountable millions…

— Dean Koontz

“Teresa, can you hear me? Don’t fall! Don’t fall, Teresa!” Teresa could hear her granny, but she just kept being wild.”

— Christina Gitta-Low

Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church. Granny drank strychnine. I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking.

— Wesley Strick

I sound like a total granny, but I have never watched 'Love Island' - it's just not a show that's appealed wildly…

— Angela Scanlon

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk…

— Jeff Foxworthy

I am a bit of a granny, I feel older than my years. I like to read rather than go to parties…

— Jade Bird

“Yes, but it's not good for anyone, all this taxing and killing folk. The new sergeant they've got is a keen man…

— Terry Pratchett

I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats…

— Raymond Briggs

My mum - and my granny and I - would close the curtains, turn on the TV and snuggle up and watch…

— Cherie Lunghi

“For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting…

— Terry Pratchett

“That’s what I want, she thought, with the fiercest feeling of wanting she’d ever had in her life. She wanted that look…

— Pamela Duncan

If you read 'Lord of the Rings' and dismiss it as a lie because it has orcs and elves, you're missing the…

— Doug TenNapel

All children need a laptop. Not a computer, but a human laptop. Moms, Dads, Grannies and Grandpas, Aunts, Uncles - someone to…

— Colin Powell

“Granny is seventy-seven years old, going on seventy-eight. She’s not very good at it either. You can tell she’s old because her…

— Fredrik Backman

“I am a harmless old seller of apples," she said, in a voice more appropriate for the opening of hostilities in a…

— Terry Pratchett

For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting…

— Terry Pratchett

“She’s nothing like we were at her age.” “I know.” I reply, bewildered. “Every responsibility I give her, every duty—she absorbs like…

— Emma Chase

“She never sent the castle to sleep”, said Granny, “that’s just an old wife’s tale. She just stirred up time a little.…

— Terry Pratchett

“I'm really sorry, Jess, but she's going to have to have your room.' 'My room?' exploded Jess. 'There's a perfectly good spare…

— Sue Limb

“You ready, Dead Boy?” Granny asked. Oh, hell to the no…She was dressed in a boob tube, peasant skirt and sequined kitten…

— Robyn Peterman

Granny bit her lip. She was never quite certain about children, thinking of them-when she thought about them at all-as coming somewhere…

— Terry Pratchett

I heard more of the stories from my mother and my granny and my aunts that would describe what they had known…

— Dwight Yoakam

Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.

— Terry Pratchett

When you get into the granny era, you're lucky to get anything.

— Maggie Smith

“Thanks to Granny’s bad eyesight, she thought he was an extremely furry infant.”

— Chris Colfer

“My granny used to say if you’re too sharp you’ll cut yourself,”

— Terry Pratchett

I figure that someday, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren, 'Granny used to be a hottie!"'

— Jessica Biel

Granny hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever. =}

— PrinceAzheef

“.” Granny said, and cleared her bone-dry throat for a second try. “Esk?”

— Terry Pratchett

Granny, I've got to go. Send my love to the corgis and Grandpa. I've got to go...God Save you, yeah, that's great.

— Prince Harry