“Grandma Tucci would say, “You can’t help whom you fall in love with.” — Grace Mattioli Copy Share Image
“Man, Grandma, what big hair you have." "The better to style with, my dear.” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Grandma, how old is she?" "Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings… — Richard Peck Copy Share Image
Listening to all my friends talk about they Grandma but me being left out because mines is gone... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were… — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas. — Mary Margaret McBride Copy Share Image
Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think? — Napoleon Dynamite Copy Share Image
My 93-year-old grandma is a beautiful example of healthy living. She laughs a lot and always says, 'Just be yourself!' She also… — Rachel Boston Copy Share Image
My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid. — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I make this really good tomato soup from scratch and I do it with grilled cheese sandwich dippers on the side. That's… — Gigi Hadid Copy Share Image
Just as a father feels it is all ending and his children are off to start their own families, a new role… — Alvin Francis Poussaint Copy Share Image
I heard some famous people had an anniversary, five long years together, it was Hollywood history. Now my grandma and grandpa never… — Clay Walker Copy Share Image
My grandma would say if someone else calls you a hillbilly, you might need to punch them in the nose. But if… — J. D. Vance Copy Share Image
“What sort of life have you led that you find yourself, an adult male of late middle age, about to weep among… — August Kleinzahler Copy Share Image
I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of… — Hank Stuever Copy Share Image
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Pressure cookers are relatively inexpensive, they're in every kitchen store, your grandma probably had one, but a lot of people don't. A… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
“Good night, Grandma!” I called as I was skipping out of the kitchen with Adria on my heels. Grandma, who was at… — Simone Biles Copy Share Image
“Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” And at the same time, his long bony body rose up out of the bed and his bowl of soup went… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held out a gray, speckled envelope. "Happy birthday… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
“Catherine. " She swept by me without a hug. Okay, that was familiar, too. "You really should wear something warmer, it's freezing… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Grandma? I did it, Grandma. I finally stood up for myself. I got real mean and I beat the shnot outta Dr.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You watch. Someday you’re going to love those freckles.” “No I’m not.” Mr. John leapt through the air after that, feet flailing… — Jennifer Gooch Hummer Copy Share Image
“We were both at my house, but she was still acting like she was fucking crazy. She wasn’t sleeping in the bed… — Toy Copy Share Image
“You know the one about the old man whose grandson is getting married? Just before the wedding, he calls the boy in… — A. Manette Ansay Copy Share Image
“Turn eighteen, shoot grandma, crash the truck, storm the school and return to dirt.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I would have wanted my mom to see me settle down and to be a grandma to my kids. — Stephen Dorff Copy Share Image
Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary! — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
We believed in our grandmother’s cooking more fervently than we believed in God. — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
