I really like a margarita, but I feel like you don't always want something that extra. — Heidi Gardner Always Copy Share Image
I always had a group of friends who were funny, and we'd do sketches for the talent show. — Heidi Gardner Always Copy Share Image
I don't want to do too much future planning so I can be present for the moment. — Heidi Gardner Future Copy Share Image
People are so incredibly kind to me and show me so much love. — Heidi Gardner Incredibly Copy Share Image
People always say, ah, Kansas City is like this breeding ground for funny people. — Heidi Gardner City Copy Share Image
When I get to do things now like go to fashion week, it's really amazing to me. — Heidi Gardner Amazing Copy Share Image
Being a sports fan, you want to figure out how to show support to your team in any way you can. — Heidi Gardner Being Copy Share Image
The salon is a place of confidentiality. Sometimes you'd have a client crying in your chair, so you learn how to be… — Heidi Gardner Chair Copy Share Image
With me, I'm so character-y. I want to go out there with a sketch that barely has a plot and just be… — Heidi Gardner Annoying Copy Share Image
This is going to be controversial, but I think that the croissants in America are better than the croissants in France. — Heidi Gardner America Copy Share Image
I really love the Charlotte Tilbury bronzer and highlighter duo. I just love a good contour. — Heidi Gardner Charlotte Copy Share Image
I really like Chili's. I always have, since I was little. And I like Shake Shack. I think the burger there is… — Heidi Gardner Always Copy Share Image
I find myself really drawn to vintage or modern stuff that reminds me of childhood - without actually dressing like a child,… — Heidi Gardner Childhood Copy Share Image
It's a throwback song from the '90s, but that song 'Steal My Sunshine' by Len is so good. I have that on… — Heidi Gardner Good Copy Share Image
In my own life, I think I've always been a bit of a people pleaser. Maybe the world around me was a… — Heidi Gardner Character Copy Share Image
Anytime you try to force something that's not yourself, that's going to feel bad and it's going to feel inauthentic. But that… — Heidi Gardner Bad Copy Share Image
By the time I got to college, I was cutting hair for all my broke friends. I was a little lost with… — Heidi Gardner Friendship Copy Share Image
I was super into movies and pop culture. But I learned that although there are classes at KU where all you have… — Heidi Gardner Better Copy Share Image
I love to write. I'm not necessarily a joke writer, but I think I can find a lot of comedy in humanity,… — Heidi Gardner Comedy Copy Share Image
I've never been a fan of phone cases - I just get the most simple acrylic one - but Memor makes these… — Heidi Gardner Beautiful Copy Share Image
Long story short, I moved to L.A. from Missouri to work at a salon for about nine years. About halfway through that,… — Heidi Gardner Fun Copy Share Image
So many times, I'll see something working for someone else, and I'll say, 'I need to write sketches like that.' I need… — Heidi Gardner Come Copy Share Image
When I got to L.A., I went to cosmetology school and landed a job at a salon in Studio City, which was… — Heidi Gardner City Copy Share Image
I want to eat hot wings and get my mouth burned. People love to see people's mouths on fire and sweaty and… — Heidi Gardner Drink milk Copy Share Image
I don't think my forte will be political sketches, but I'd like to fine-tune that where maybe someday I could write one. — Heidi Gardner Could Copy Share Image
As a performer and writer, the sillier or more charactery sketches come way more naturally to me. — Heidi Gardner Come Copy Share Image
My obsession with hair started when I turned 12, right around the time Gwen Stefani dyed hers hot pink. After that, I… — Heidi Gardner Hair Copy Share Image
I like to get pretty specific with a character. Not only behavior, but emotional. I go really deep into emotions and get… — Heidi Gardner Character Copy Share Image
I'm more of a cynic, but my husband loves 'Rent.' For Valentine's Day, I got him a 'Rent' walking tour. All it… — Heidi Gardner Angel Copy Share Image
There's Mahomes haters and I just don't understand it. I know it's just because he's so good. — Heidi Gardner Because Copy Share Image
I think you've always got to keep your eyes peeled for inspiration. — Heidi Gardner Always Copy Share Image
My mom was the one who introduced me to fashion. As a little girl, I loved watching her really go all out… — Heidi Gardner Fashion Copy Share Image
I will just hear someone say something, whether it's someone just passing by, or if I'm watching a show or reality show,… — Heidi Gardner Person Copy Share Image
I was in the orchestra pit for 'Pippin' my freshman year. I played flute. But I only did it because I had… — Heidi Gardner Crush Copy Share Image
There's something so nuanced and specific that the wardrobe department at 'SNL' knows how to do. It's like they've mastered every type… — Heidi Gardner How Copy Share Image
