Actually, scientists don't know exactly how lice jumped from gorillas to our human ancestors. They speculate that we may have eaten them… — Ziya Tong Copy Share Image
You wanna deliver papers in a big city?" an expert with a bent nose told me, "then you gotta shake the trees… — Edwin Diamond Copy Share Image
Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable.… — Joseph Bruce Copy Share Image
For captive gorillas, trees should be available to climb and material such as straw, branches, or bamboo supplied for nest building. — Dian Fossey Copy Share Image
It never gets easier, you just go faster. To put it another way, training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t… — Greg Henderson Copy Share Image
Gorillas remind me of my father. He was a very big, physically strong man but also very sensitive. — Anthony Browne Copy Share Image
Gorillas are the largest of the great apes. A mature male may be six feet tall and weigh 400 pounds or more;… — Dian Fossey Copy Share Image
I want a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning. We could take her face and dip it… — Flavor Flav Copy Share Image
They [gorillas] are brave and loyal. They help each other. They rival elephants as parents and whales for gentleness. They play and… — Pat Derby Copy Share Image
I actually taught perceptual psychology at N.Y.U. when I was younger. I was interested in the aesthetic impulse in lower primates. But… — Arne Glimcher Copy Share Image
When you're wearing an animal costume and something bad happens, your facial expression doesn't change. The animal is deadpan the whole time.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Our close cousins the gorillas and orangs and chimps and gibbon apes have gotten along just fine all this time while eating… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The newspapers do little better. Their coverage of nonhuman animals is dominated by "human interest" events like the birth of a baby… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
Adult gorillas will fight to the death defending their families. This is why poachers who may be seeking only one infant for… — Sy Montgomery Copy Share Image
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
Traveling across the United States, it's easy to see why Americans are often thought of as stupid. At the San Diego Zoo,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I meditate, and when I do, Prince Harry appears in my subconscious and meditates with me. It's a little strange but I… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
Stupefaction overrode all other emotion when I saw this creature on the lookout, lying in wait for the game. For it was… — Pierre Boulle Copy Share Image
Eating a RAW food lifestyle is the purest and best way to live. Many of the strongest and longest living animals are… — Eric Nies Copy Share Image
If zoos are like arks, then rare animals are like passengers on a voyage of the damned, never to find a port… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
[I]n Africa I was a member of a family—of a sort of family that the people of your culture haven't known for… — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
That there is a continuous link from humans to gorillas, with the intermediate species merely long dead, is beyond the understanding of… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
I watched the gorilla's eyes again, wise and knowing eyes, and wondered about this business of trying to teach apes language. Our… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
My dream job would be to work in a zoo with gorillas. You get to feed them and go in the enclosure… — Charlotte Crosby Copy Share Image
We've got to have major health care reform because that is the 800-pound gorilla. That is the thing that can swamp the… — Kent Conrad Copy Share Image
I had never planned to become a savanna baboon when I grew up; instead, I had always assumed I would become a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving New York City from bankruptcy is like making love to a gorilla. You don't stop when you're tired; you stop when… — Felix Rohatyn Copy Share Image
I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. — Dian Fossey Copy Share Image
“People and gorillas, horses and duikers and pigs, monkeys and chimps and bats and viruses: We’re all in this together.” — David Quammen Copy Share Image
There was no way that I could explain to dogs, friends, or parents my compelling need to return to Africa to launch… — Dian Fossey Copy Share Image
Worrying about a large institution, especially when it has computers, is like worrying about a large gorilla, especially when it's on fire. — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
Gorillas are almost altruistic in nature. There's very little if any 'me-itis.' When I get back to civilization I'm always appalled by… — Dian Fossey Copy Share Image
[About gorillas] You take these fine, regal animals. How many (human) fathers have the same sense of paternity? How many human mothers… — Dian Fossey Copy Share Image
The only other animals that would be in the ballpark to be able to do it would be a gorilla, but it's… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
The problem with object-oriented languages is they've got all this implicit environment that they carry around with them. You wanted a banana… — Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story. That's kind of silly. "Hey, Mitch, did you hear… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I hate superheroes. I always hated superheroes. From the time I was a little kid, I could believe in a 50-foot gorilla… — Anonymous Copy Share Image