I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball,… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I've gotten to play so many of the great courses around the country and overseas. Sometimes it pays to be the golf… — Darius Rucker Copy Share Image
Vijay Singh won a playoff in 2004 at Whistling Straits after a final-round 76, which was the highest last round by the… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
You know I need that cockiness, the self-belief, arrogance, swagger, whatever you want to call it, I need that on the golf… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
For more than a quarter century, I was fortunate to visit and play golf with President George H.W. Bush dozens of times,… — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about the game of golf is you can play good golf and compete well into your later years, and… — Tom Watson Copy Share Image
I've got the golf hats, the tennis hats, the bucket hats. I got a hat for whatever occasion is needed. So I… — Auston Matthews Copy Share Image
Golf being a cold, calculating sort of game gives perhaps more scope for folly than any other. We have all the time… — Bernard Darwin Copy Share Image
So if you visit Chicago, enjoy the many great courses, the Midwestern friendliness, and the cities other amenities. But if a stranger… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
Golf isn't just about hitting a lot of drivers. I grew up playing on my front lawn, chipping and putting into soup… — Amy Alcott Copy Share Image
You can win tournaments when you're mechanical, but golf is a game of emotion and adjustment. If you're not aware of what's… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
Modesty means admitting the possibility of error, subsuming the self for the good of the whole, remaining open to surprise and the… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
“I heard a delightful—and possibly apocryphal—story about what happened when the British introduced golf to India in the 1820s. Upon building the… — Ed Catmull Copy Share Image
Water is our next great environmental challenge. It is the new oil. How are we going to preserve this sport unless we… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
I have a half-court in my house. If you saw my house, you'd think I was an NBA player. I have no… — Tony Finau Copy Share Image
I think there's too many rules in golf. And I mean that's easy to say for a player, but putting together a… — Tony Finau Copy Share Image
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Everyone knows what the Masters is, even if you're a non-golfer. People know what Wimbledon is. They know what the Super Bowl… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a… — Ben Hogan Copy Share Image
“I can see why they say golf is an expensive sport to play. If you have to drop a nickel on the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
People started coining the phrase, 'Bubba Golf,' whatever you want to call it, which I like. 'Bubba Golf' is going to be… — Bubba Watson Copy Share Image
Putting is so difficult, so universally vexing, that the best the pros can do is tell us how to miss. 'Miss it… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
We've got to abide by the rules. We have to protect it. The game of golf at a professional level is so… — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely to the… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Without wishing to seem arrogant, I think that my victory in the Masters in 1980 was crucial for European golf because my… — Seve Ballesteros Copy Share Image
I tried changing my swing because I thought it would make me better. I thought it would make me a world-class golfer.… — Tommy Fleetwood Copy Share Image
“Of all the recreational activities of man, golf had to be the stupidest. The massive effort to beat nature into submission--daily moving,… — Maggie Thrash Copy Share Image
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course. Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy,… — Carl Spackler Copy Share Image
So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Love is not automatic. It takes conscious practice and awareness, just like playing the piano or golf. However, you have ample opportunities… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody - but nobody - has ever become really proficient at golf without practice, without doing a lot of thinking and then… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
It's harder to score well in a slow round. The tendency is to overthink shots while you're waiting and become mentally exhausted.… — Rickie Fowler Copy Share Image
I open the driving range and I close it. I thought you ought to know that I work hard. I like practising.… — Vijay Singh Copy Share Image
The Scots say that Nature itself dictated that golf should be played by the seashore. Rather, the Scots saw in the eroded… — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
If it's sports and women's golf, men's golf, and it's on TV, I'm watching it. I watched those ladies do what they… — Stephen Curry Copy Share Image
There are very few sports where you can find that tranquility. Some people find that in golf, but when you're in the… — Troy Polamalu Copy Share Image
You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they'll cheat on the golf course, they'll cheat in business, and anything else in life.… — Bob Feller Copy Share Image
“And we were taught to play golf. Golf epitomizes the tame world. On a golf course nature is neutered. The grass is… — Jay Griffiths Copy Share Image
