A lot of people like to think that golf is a lazy man's sport. Or it's a rich man's sport, or it's… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
Retirement is an illusion. Not a reward but a mantrap. The bankrupt underside of success. A shortcut to death. Golf courses are… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
“You know why God invented Golf?' Service asked the ME, who shrugged. 'To keep assholes off trout streams.” — Joseph Heywood Copy Share Image
I grew up playing hockey and baseball, so I wish I had time to get back into it, but living in L.A.… — Diego Klattenhoff Copy Share Image
In the off-season my most strenuous exercise is water skiing, golf, and a little fishing. — John Havlicek Copy Share Image
Golf giveth and golf taketh away. But it taketh away a hell of a lot more than it giveth. — Simon Hobday Copy Share Image
As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
It's funny that I love golf so much because I'm not usually drawn to things I'm not so good at. It's all… — Tessa Virtue Copy Share Image
Golf mogul Donald Trump sports an arrangement of hair that is less a comb-over than a 'do-over, a candy-floss confection of gossamer… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
I thought I might spend the rest of my time on golf. But thinking about it now, I'm happy playing whenever I… — Masayoshi Son Copy Share Image
I'm sure you have a hole at your course where you love to hit the tee shot. You can't wait to get… — Ernie Els Copy Share Image
I tried changing my swing because I thought it would make me better. I thought it would make me a world-class golfer.… — Tommy Fleetwood Copy Share Image
“Of all the recreational activities of man, golf had to be the stupidest. The massive effort to beat nature into submission--daily moving,… — Maggie Thrash Copy Share Image
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course. Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy,… — Carl Spackler Copy Share Image
So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Anything that helps shoot lower scores or makes golf more fun and grows the game, that's what I'm all about. — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
The best thing about Eisenhower's Presidency was his Jeffersonian conviction that there should be as little government and as much golf as… — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
If you look back at golfing history, there are many cases of players who had to learn the hard way. People have… — Shane Lowry Copy Share Image
To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice. — Seve Ballesteros Copy Share Image
[When asked how someone 6'3" had dared take up golf:] I was too tall to make the chess team in my high… — Carol Mann Copy Share Image
First time I met Jack [Nicholas ] I had heard about his golf and prowess - I was playing in the Ohio amateur. — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
I tell people retirement isn't what you think. You are going to sit around and waste your life, you can only golf… — Ron Rice Copy Share Image
On the average, I don't spend more than 15 minutes in the car - to go to the golf course or the… — Dweezil Zappa Copy Share Image
Anytime you're playing a major, the last four or five holes, it's not going to be easy. It's never a guarantee. It's… — Dustin Johnson Copy Share Image
I don't have a lot of hobbies. I don't play golf. I don't have any children. Things that occupy people's time. I… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park-like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand. — Charles Rosin Copy Share Image
The winner of this tournament doesn't just win a major. He become a part of the history of the game. — Phil Mickelson Copy Share Image
By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport. — Julius Boros Copy Share Image
Consider the value of doing what you love and being paid for it! This is truly a golfers dream. — Lorii Myers Copy Share Image
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to… — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
I don't play golf or all those things people normally do for business. I do parties. That's where I bring people in,… — Guy Laliberte Copy Share Image
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot… — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
It took me 17 years to get threethousand hits in baseball.It took me one afternoon on a golf course — Hank Aaron Copy Share Image
I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night. — Nick Faldo Copy Share Image
I have found the game to be, in all factualness, a universal language wherever I traveled at home or abroad. — Ben Hogan Copy Share Image
Germany needs to have a handicap, like in golf. They ought to start each match with two goals in advance to their… — Franz Beckenbauer Copy Share Image
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