Golf Quotes · Page 75

“Three years I put up with your boring golf stories and your pants with the little whales on them and your tiny…

— Melanie Harlow

I could not wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course…

— Ben Hogan

I hadn't thought that women were particularly dangerous golfers. Could that be the reason that the Augusta National Golf club refuses to…

— Madeleine M. Kunin

Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can…

— Mark McCumber

I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.

— Jennifer Wyatt

Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or…

— Tim Heidecker

I have a couple [of grandsons] that are in college playing lacrosse. It's great and it's fun. But they all also play…

— Jack Nicklaus

There are outfits in the golfing world that are acceptable, but when you walk off the course can make you look like…

— Justin Rose

The divorce is from my old putter. I think it's final - at least we're due for a long separation. I've suffered…

— Shelley Hamlin

Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous to put…

— P. G. Wodehouse

Do not be tempted to invest in a sample of each golfing invention as soon as it makes its appearance. If you…

— Harry Vardon

I tried golf for a while, but I wasn't very good at it, so I didn't play a lot of golf. I…

— John Madden

Coverage of golf's most prestigious tournament was filled with odes to Augusta, plus numerous shots of the picture-postcard setting, bees pollinating and…

— Peter Alfano

You just don't have the time to worry about what others are doing. You just want to take care of your own…

— Mike Weir

If I hit a really good 6-iron, sometimes it's going to go to 2 feet and sometimes it's going to go to…

— Scottie Scheffler

I had held a notion that I could make a pretty fair appraisal of the worth of an opponent simply by speaking…

— Bobby Jones

I am very active, ... I like to ride horses. I golf. I perform onstage. I am a madman onstage.

— Clay Walker

Golf is so difficult to master. It feels like the better you get, the farther you are away from perfection.

— Stewart Cink

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask…

— Sam Snead

Whether you are on stage or playing golf, all it takes is one person to throw everything off.

— Darius Rucker

Hitting a shorter club to these greens means a great, great deal. Younger players are so much more capable length-wise.

— Ben Crenshaw

[Isao Aoki] is one of the three best players in the world from 100yards. Maybe the best.

— Tom Watson

The sport is not about one player, and I say that with a world of respect for his talents on the golf…

— Jim Nantz

I've always had a Starbucks kind of reference for what I wear on the golf course: I have to be comfortable walking…

— Justin Rose

I am so pleased with my golf course. I am to say that it's the best I've ever seen it - without…

— Arnold Palmer

I'd love to do a golf movie. I turned down Don Johnson's role in 'Tin Cup.' I regret that.

— Dennis Quaid

Country music is important to me, and I love it, but it's not my whole life... I like to be outdoors, I…

— George Strait

In golf I have my support team, and though I hit the shots, I say 'we' a lot, because 'we' made it…

— Xander Schauffele

I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.

— Jeremy London

I take golf trips with my brother or with friends. We usually go to Pebble or Bandon Dunes. One year we went…

— Greg Maddux

I had very low expectations. Honestly, I think I had 11 rounds of golf the entire year in before this tournament, and…

— Trent Dilfer

I can't just wake up and watch TV and do nothing. I need a day off working out, seeing the wife, play…

— Pete Sampras

A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.

— Harvey Penick

“The proof is in the putting. But it’s sexier to be taking off (just don’t take off without me).”

— Jarod Kintz

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They…

— Bob Hope

Nine holes of golf will take you one-and-a-half, two hours. I run in 20 minutes, I feel better off. So the cost…

— Lee Kuan Yew

I'm in this game for the love of golf and the love of the game and to become a champion.

— Jon Rahm

“In the 1940s and 1950s, the grass surface on most miniature golf courses was actually goat hair that had been dyed green.”

— Will Pearson

God aimed the lightning bolt directly at golf course hole 4 so his good friend Tim Tebow at hole 3 could play through.

— Anonymous

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands…

— Payne Stewart