Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad. — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
“My two favorited pasttimes are sex and golf, in that order, although, as I grow older I find myself assessing their order… — Howard Giordano Copy Share Image
I'm dancing tango, and I'm playing golf, and I'm quite active, you know, and for my age and everything, and what I've… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I've not given up hope the belly-putter will be banned. The R and A and the USGA are looking at it right… — Ernie Els Copy Share Image
All I ever wanted to do was play competitive golf against the best players in the world. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
The rise of ISIS, the orgy of identity politics, and the political changes they brought - how could Obama not see that… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I always felt like I was healthy; I never felt like anything was wrong with me. Until the morning that I had… — Rod Carew Copy Share Image
Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee.… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
“If I had my way no man guilty of golf would be eligible to any office of trust or profit under the… — H.L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Outside the golf course, I feel the pressure, and I feel what everybody else is feeling. But on the golf course, it's… — Inbee Park Copy Share Image
“She gestured to the bag. "What have you got in there?" "Nothing much. Some golfballs, a handful of tees, a Glock, extra… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
If you really want to become an actor, but only providing that acting doesn't interfere with your golf game, political ambitions and… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be; An angry man is close astern- He waves his… — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
But I think a life of raising prize cattle, going shooting two or three times a year, fishing in the summer, and… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
For sure, with golf it's not a physically demanding sport like tennis. That's what makes tennis great - you combine both things.… — Rafael Nadal Copy Share Image
A man calls a lawyer's office. The phone is answered, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz. The man says, Let me talk to… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My dad has always taught me these words: care and share. That's why we put on clinics. The only thing I can… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I was an athlete when I was younger and played a lot of sports, including golf, but I always ended up throwing… — Eric Winter Copy Share Image
You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach… — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
I'm very surprised - midway through my second glass of red wine last night, I really didn't think I'd be standing here… — Graeme McDowell Copy Share Image
I would just not be surprised if, 10 years from now, there is a Trump golf course at the Bay of Pigs.… — Jeffrey Goldberg Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
If I had won...all those other championships, my life might be totally different, but I didn't win. It's not going to affect… — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I feel for the sponsors (HSBC) because they put up a lot of money. This is the richest first prize in all… — Michael Campbell Copy Share Image
They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course. — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image
But I think the guys are very happy to accommodate the people and that's part of golf in general. — Bernhard Langer Copy Share Image
You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf. — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
When I was fifteen years old, my dad won a video camera in a corporate golf tournament. I snatched it from his… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
I don't have anything good to say. World Golf Championships, I mean that suggests they're going to be played everywhere, and they… — Geoff Ogilvy Copy Share Image
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I used to read every golf magazine front to back; I was addicted to Golf Channel, read Rotella, read every golf book. — Trent Dilfer Copy Share Image
Everyone needs to get together and say: "Our objective is to preserve and enhance the game and the planet on which it's… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
Standing on golf or lacrosse balls and rolling them through the arches is a painful but seriously effective way to warm up… — Laird Hamilton Copy Share Image
I can play the game only one way. I must play every shot for all there is in it. I cannot play… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but… — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
Sometimes, we should maybe sit back and look at all we have. It's because of golf and the tour. I mean, this… — Vijay Singh Copy Share Image
Having a son makes everything so much more easy. You don't worry about golf as much. You don't worry about anything as… — Dustin Johnson Copy Share Image
For a guy who spends endless hours on a golf course, it's best not to have a wife waiting for you at… — Laurie David Copy Share Image
