Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better. — Babe Didrikson Zaharias Copy Share Image
Game shows are like golf and tennis are for some men. It's not like going to work. — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. — Larry David Copy Share Image
If I had to put my clubs away tomorrow and never play golf again, I'd be a happy man. I feel pretty… — Ian Poulter Copy Share Image
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. — David Feherty Copy Share Image
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how… — Gary Player Copy Share Image
I've never really played the game of golf for monetary reasons. I play for the love of the game, and I want… — Jon Rahm Copy Share Image
In golf, just because a person is big and cut and ripped, doesn't mean they have a physical advantage. — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
I'm pretty good at golf and I enjoy trying to get better and learning without the stress on your body, without having… — Mardy Fish Copy Share Image
How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife.… — Luke Scott Copy Share Image
My main goal is to be the No. 1 American and the No. 1 player in the world. If an American is… — Paula Creamer Copy Share Image
It's the most humbling sport ever. It's like a lousy lover. It's like some guy who's never there when you need him.… — Dinah Shore Copy Share Image
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around… — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
A lot of the people that I see who are ams never have a stick down on the range. If you don't… — Nelly Korda Copy Share Image
The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out… — Ken Venturi Copy Share Image
One of the big changes in the Congress since I first came to Washington is that all of these folks go home… — Robert M. Gates Copy Share Image
Square essentially targeted consumers who were doing peer-to-peer transactions. They made it easy for personal trainers to charge their clients or for… — Jared Isaacman Copy Share Image
Prior to that I produced a couple of TV movies for CBS, but the truth of the matter is that I burned… — Gil Gerard Copy Share Image
