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Golf Quotes by Anonymous

48 Golf quotes by Anonymous

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Pebble Beach stretches out with tough holes and stunning scenery. Players often joke that they wear clothes on the course they would never wear elsewhere. The sport can lift the mood, but strong feelings sometimes make even smart people act foolishly.

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Golf always makes me so damned angry.

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The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.

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How can you get tired of playing golf?

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Faith sir, she looks like the Old Course.

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Golf is a mental disorder.

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That was a great game of golf, fellers.

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Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed.

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What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

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The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

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Show me a man who is a good loser and Ill show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

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I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf,

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The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

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Out-of-control emotions can make smart people stupid.

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My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual

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You just can't say lesbianism hurts women's golf. It's more correct to say homophobia does.

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed…

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It's going to you know, I can't go out there and shoot par and win. Everybody is playing well, and I think…

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“I've never met a golfer who has never lost a golf ball. I've never met people who have fallen in love who…

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Golf courses are beautiful, it's good for the soul and it gets out the anger... well, if you don't care about the…

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I was from North Carolina, so as a youngster all of my mind games about golf were always, If I make this…

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Love is not automatic. It takes conscious practice and awareness, just like playing the piano or golf. However, you have ample opportunities…

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"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is…

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I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.

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I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've…

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“Each human is unique. Each human has unlimited potential. Distinguish between who you are and what you do. Golf is a game…

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Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens,…

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The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written;…

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As a kid in Fayetteville, N.C., I played golf all day, every day, a lot of it by myself. I spent hundreds…

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One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot -…

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“Excitable little fellow,” said Gandalf, as they sat down again. “Gets funny queer fits, but he is one of the best, one…

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“If you have ever seen a dragon in a pinch, you will realize that this was only poetical exaggeration applied to any…

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“The longest golf drive recorded was hit on the moon. Man has yet to return to the Challenger Deep. The lesson from…

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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

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To Sally, who showed me the benefits of the sport of golf.

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Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the fewer times you hit the ball the more fun you have.

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I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.

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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

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I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me.

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

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