When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do. — David Duval Copy Share Image
I have to chase down the most scientifically efficient way to get the golf ball in the hole. — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I use TaylorMade. I've tested every golf ball. TaylorMades are great. — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
As if we don't have enough volence on television. After her husband accidentally hit two spectators with golf balls during a celebrity… — Barbara Bush Copy Share Image
You must remind yourself at all times that the golf ball is nothing. It's an object. It's something to be swatted and… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
I was in a movie called 'Twister,' and in it, I had to hit a golf ball off of a roof with… — Harry Dean Stanton Copy Share Image
“Jenny can still suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she guns my cock like a champ since she misplaced… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills… — Frank Muir Copy Share Image
You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting a shot and somebody's hitting it… — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a… — Ben Hogan Copy Share Image
We put suffocation warnings on all the - on every piece of plastic film manufactured in the United States or for sale… — Gever Tulley Copy Share Image
It is technology. They all changed to a harder golf ball, so they gave up spinning on the greens. They all changed… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I think when I was about 12 or 13, my dad started taking me out to the local golf course, and that's… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
Use emotional awareness and pay attention to your body - look [and locate] concrete physical sensations - like stabbing, aching, throbbing -… — Gary Zukav Copy Share Image
Advice to expectant mothers: you must remember that when you are pregnant, you are eating for two. But you must remember that… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“A mosquito. Up here, once the bloodthirsty insects got a bead on you, they came in like a squadron of fighter planes.… — L.A. Dobbs Copy Share Image
Golf cannot be played in anger, or in any mood of emotiional excess. Half the golf balls struck by amateurs are hit… — George Plimpton Copy Share Image
If you have a golf-ball-sized consciousness, when you read a book, you'll have a golf-ball-sized understanding; when you look out a window,… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
“There was no Disney World then, just rows of orange trees. Millions of them. Stretching for miles And somewhere near the middle… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“It was a morning when all nature shouted "Fore!" The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while. — Stephen Curry Copy Share Image
Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident. — Ben Hogan Copy Share Image
We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls. — John Scott Copy Share Image
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. — Jack Lemmon Copy Share Image