Golf Quotes · Page 78

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at…

— Jay Leno

I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops.

— Justin Timberlake

Golf is the only sport I know of where a player pays for every mistake. A man can muff a serve in…

— Lloyd Mangrum

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

— Robin Williams

So, my off season, when I'm not playing a lot of hockey, I play quite a bit of golf.

— Auston Matthews

The safest place would be in the fairway.

— Joe Garagiola

Everyone I built a course for thinks they have the best golf course in the world and I'm very pleased and proud…

— Arnold Palmer

Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find…

— Juli Inkster

The one stroke marks the difference between fame and oblivion.

— Samuel Parris

“And we were taught to play golf. Golf epitomizes the tame world. On a golf course nature is neutered. The grass is…

— Jay Griffiths

You're always struggling because you're not playing on a 53-and-a-third by a 120-yard field. You're not playing on a baseball diamond. With…

— Jack Nicklaus

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next…

— Alice Cooper

People don't realize all the stuff I gave up growing up. I could have gone to parties and had fun at adventure…

— Bryson DeChambeau

I'm in Houston on the golf course doing 18 holes every day that I don't have to work or it rains.

— Scarface

if you gone come in second, you're just the first loser!

— Tiger Woods

I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me…

— Carol Alt

If I had one golf course, from a design standpoint, one that I really love, it would probably be Pinehurst. There's a…

— Jack Nicklaus

I was horrified. Absolutely heart sick. All I could think of was that after 23 years together, I'd lost my faithful ally.…

— Ben Crenshaw

Being a club pro and all, a guy trying to keep up with golf's modern technology, I hadn't found much time for…

— Dan Jenkins

“The longest golf drive recorded was hit on the moon. Man has yet to return to the Challenger Deep. The lesson from…

— Anonymous

I haven't really learned how to play great forceful golf. I sort of go with the flow, and if I handle my…

— Xander Schauffele

In golf, humiliations are the essence of the game.

— Alistair Cooke

The greatest thing for me is when someone comes up and says, 'My son started playing golf because of you,' or, 'I…

— John Daly

I'm surprised every time I come to a golf course where they say it's recently been redone and then there's no real…

— Patrick Cantlay

People like Donald Trump can take all the money that's made from a TV show, from selling neckties made in China, running…

— Hillary Clinton

There's more to be learned here [St. Andrews] about course design than anywhere. Collection bunkers, false fronts, bump shots. The fundamentals of…

— Jack Nicklaus

There are more 'Don'ts' in golf than there are in any other avocation in life.

— Arnold Haultain

Trouble is bad to get into but fun to get out of. If you're in trouble, eighty percent of the time there's…

— Arnold Palmer

I'm always thinking and so even if I'm not on the golf course I'm mentally thinking.

— Gary Woodland

“I have a handicap on the golf course like you wouldn’t believe. It’s more than a limp, and less than a wheelchair.”

— Jarod Kintz

The toughest opponent of all is Old Man Par. He's a patient soul who never shoots a birdie and never incurs a…

— Bobby Jones

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

— John Daly

Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm, and grace; women have these to a high degree.

— Babe Didrikson Zaharias

I just love hanging out with good company on a great, fun golf course.

— Rich Eisen

I like to play golf. You know, make a little money, lose a little money. Get 10 bucks, lose 20 bucks.

— Glen Campbell

There may be a certain amount of pleasurable excitement in running up to the top of a hillock in the hope of…

— Alister MacKenzie

The only thing I won't watch is darts. And I don't watch cricket. How can you like a game that requires you…

— Thierry Henry

It is the constant and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth playing.

— Bernard Darwin

What's interesting about golf is that most athletes end up gravitating toward golf because it is such a difficult sport.

— Jack Nicklaus

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

— Anonymous