I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked;… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
I like travelers, but I don't like tourists. The difference is that travelers don't shop and they don't play golf. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the… — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image
The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in… — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon. — Bert Blyleven Copy Share Image
Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty… — Dave Marr Copy Share Image
Most footballers play golf for five or six hours. I'd rather play my saxophone. I get out to gigs when I can. — Dion Dublin Copy Share Image
When golf used to be a rich man's sport, if you were poor you could not step foot on a course. — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
The real beauty of it - key to my life was playing key chords on a banjo. For somebody else it may… — Vince Gill Copy Share Image
I've had opportunities to step foot on the grounds and play Augusta and watch the Masters. But I always, since I was… — Tony Finau Copy Share Image
Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
What makes golf unique is that it's up to the integrity of each person to determine whether they want to apply the… — John Smoltz Copy Share Image
Even in high school, I'd tell my mom I was sick of swimming and wanted to try to play golf. She wasn't… — Michael Phelps Copy Share Image
We have an architect in the audience who designed one of clubhouses at one of the golf courses. It's a beautiful facility.… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
You try to figure out the two things that I use as the philosophy to do a golf course. The first is… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If… — Doug Sanders Copy Share Image
I don't have any hobbies! I don't golf, I can't imagine what I would do if I retired other than get fat. — Cleve Jones Copy Share Image
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
When things go right and you test properly and you find equipment that's better than what you were playing, then you can… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I have, compartmentalized in my head, one file for the NFL, one for college basketball and one for golf. They contain everything… — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot… — Alan Shepard Copy Share Image
I'm a golf junkie. I watch every tournament pretty much. I watch interviews. I watch warm-up routines. All that stuff. — Stephen Curry Copy Share Image
Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of… — Milt Gross Copy Share Image
There's always motivation coming into Majors. If you can't get up and get excited to win one of these, then you probably… — Jason Dufner Copy Share Image
Golf is a game you can never get too good at. You can improve, but you can never get to where you… — Gay Brewer Copy Share Image
Whatever happens on the golf course is OK, because if I put the ball in trouble I know that I have the… — Walter Hagen Copy Share Image
It strikes me that golf's great virtue is that it gets you out of the house, away from everyday bothers, away from… — Craig Brown Copy Share Image
Golf is a great example to me. Golf is a metaphor of life. I mean, every shot. You have this beautiful hole,… — Nick Saban Copy Share Image
The story of the week is you have got to putt well to win the Masters and I haven't putted well. — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
We [Americans] are a football-baseball-basketball-golf culture with some ocassional forays into tennis and less often the winter sports. — Michael Wilbon Copy Share Image
I want to be the best at what I do when I go out to play golf, and so when I was… — Ian Poulter Copy Share Image
As General Eisenhower discovered, it is easier to end the Cold War or stamp out poverty than to master this devilish pastime. — James Reston, Jr Copy Share Image
The dream for me was always the Masters and after my freshman season on the Houston golf team I knew CBS was… — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
I think it's great fun sometimes when I am playing golf, just to give it a little uch, is to bet the… — Jack Lemmon Copy Share Image
Golf's my job; it's not my life. It's something I've enjoyed, but I also like to get away from the golf course. — Brooks Koepka Copy Share Image
It's been 18 months since I won on The European Tour and to win the flagship event, I could not have asked… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
“I never saw you without a golf club tie. I never saw you with a golf club. I never saw you without… — Rachel Joyce Copy Share Image
I had always suspected that trying to play golf in the company of big-time pros and a gallery would be something like… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
When I first came on tour, I was playing for money. Now I'm playing to win golf tournaments and the money is… — Annika Sorenstam Copy Share Image