Golf Quotes · Page 114

The last thing you want to do is shoot 80 wearing 'tartan troosers'.

— Ian Poulter

Golf's Holy Grail - a genius course.

— Johnny Miller

“He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

Wind turbines are imposing structures and definitely not the kind of thing one wants to see from a golf course.

— Anne Murray

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

— Bob Hope

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

— Anonymous

Shotgun, three days is not a golf tournament, no cut. It's that simple.

— Jon Rahm

It's actually one of the only things that I do that I don't get frustrated over. Everything else I do - racing,…

— Bubba Wallace

I never went into a tournament or round of golf thinking I had to beat a certain player. I had to beat…

— Jack Nicklaus

To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.

— Sam Snead

I believe that one of the reasons I get to play golf all over the world is because of the barriers that…

— Darius Rucker

What's the longest walk in golf? It's from the practice tee to the first tee. I don't care if it's 10 yards.…

— Moe Norman

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work

— Lee Trevino

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

— Lee Trevino

I think I shot 78 one time. My golf game is so overrated.

— Jim Nantz

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.

— Tony Lema

I've tried to lose weight two or three times, and every time, my golf game was horrible.

— John Daly

When I'm playing my best golf, it almost feels like I have a wall down the left side of the fairway, and…

— Viktor Hovland

To help your concentration, don't take too much time.

— Pam Barnett

“But, Bill, old scout, your sister says there's a most corking links near here." He turned and stared at me, and nearly…

— P.G. Wodehouse

Having played the Old Course many times since my first visit in 1981, I am now of the opinion it is one…

— Tom Watson

What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.

— Bob Bruce

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

— H. L. Mencken

Golf can get overcomplicated. There's a key, in the simplicity of it.

— Nelly Korda

The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to…

— Alan Shepard