me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly.” -Will Grayson… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Goldfish in Chinese restaurants are there to draw in the gold, the money. — May Pang Copy Share Image
Like a fish needs a bicycle. A goldfish riding a bicycle underwater. I need a man like a fish needs a bicycle. — Irina Dunn Copy Share Image
Performers are the neediest people in the world. Unless you've been in that goldfish bowl - nobody can judge unless they've worn… — Olivia Hussey Copy Share Image
“My goldfish is swimming around all excited inside the fishbowl on the fridge so I reach up and drop a Valium in… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Now and then goldfish splish and gleam, like new pennies dropped in water.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours! — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“I find myself staring at the goldfish. Bright as a penny, he swims in circles, happy to be going nowhere.” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“and there was a fish pond a large one full of the fattest goldfish you ever saw and they were tame. they… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Goldfish get big enough only for the bowl you put them in. Bonsai trees twist in miniature. I would have given anything… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Here I was, telling him a heartwarming story about my first and only pet, a goldfish that died the day after I… — Nicole Castle Copy Share Image
“Goldfish in their natural habitat never stop growing and can weigh as much as 30lbs if given full care. Yes. You read… — James Egan Copy Share Image
“Japanese goldfish, With your gossamer tail, You are the loveliest creature I have ever seen." "Japanese kitten, Put your tongue back in… — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
One can get very fond of the people one meets in bars. The trouble is they then appear sort of different in… — Alice Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef,… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
There's an old adage," he said, "translated from the ancient Coptic, that contains all the wisdom of the ages -- "Life is… — Beryl Markham Copy Share Image
We have all been hypnotized into thinking that we are smaller than we are. Just as an undersized flowerpot keeps a mighty… — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
Every parent who has ever said a few words over a goldfish in a toilet bowl or felt the numbness of an… — Lori Borgman Copy Share Image
“There is a kidney-shaped fish pool outside the picture window. I cleaned it out and put in some large goldfish I bought… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“but nothing I ever gave was good for you; it was like white bread to goldfish. they cram and cram, and it… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I believe there is something of the divine mystery in everything that exists. We can see it sparkle in a sunflower or… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
Give me books, fruit, French wine and fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by someone I do not… — John Keats Copy Share Image
“Goldfish in a glass bowl are harmless to the human mind, maybe even helpful to minds casting about for something, anything, to… — Lewis Thomas Copy Share Image
“[Adapted and condensed Valedictorian speech:] I'm going to ask that you seriously consider modeling your life, not in the manner of the… — Marisha Pessl Copy Share Image
“we had goldfish and they circled around and around in the bowl on the table near the heavy drapes covering the picture… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
All the green in the planted world consists of these whole, rounded chloroplasts wending their ways in water. If you analyze a… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
“I could win you a goldfish." "I don't think that's be fair to the goldfish," Gemma said. "I've had about a dozen… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
![“My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When I talked to Kelly [George Carlin's daughter] about it, she said that George Carlin once took her at about 12 years old and said, "I've figured it out." And he…” quote by Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/888/jay-mohr-4777_accepting_my-wife-and-i-have-long-discussions-abou_105382.jpg)
![“[Adapted and condensed Valedictorian speech:] I'm going to ask that you seriously consider modeling your life, not in the manner of the Dalai Lama or Jesus - though I'm sure they're helpful - but something a bit more hands-on, Carassius auratus auratus, commonly known as the domestic goldfish…” quote by Marisha Pessl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9df/marisha-pessl-1802_clear-water_adapted-and-condensed-valedictorian-spee_1863158.jpg)
