“If I ask for a goldfish, he spits a glob of phlegm into a jar of water.” — Eduardo C. Corral Copy Share Image
In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep… — Emily Watson Copy Share Image
Clary's mother apparently reguarded him as about as sexually threatening as a goldfish. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit. — Julia Barr Copy Share Image
There were hints of sunrise on the rim of the sky, yet it was still dark, and the traces of morning color… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it. — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Now and then goldfish splish and gleam, like new pennies dropped in water.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Modern Americans are so exposed, peered at, inquired about, and spied upon as to be increasingly without privacy--members of a ;naked society… — Edward V. Long Copy Share Image
How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Is there no Villain in this World who doth not regard himself as a poor abus'd Innocent, no She-Wolf who doth not… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
“One hot summer evening Peregrin fell asleep under a tree. He dreamed that he was walking along a street carrying a bowl,… — Tom Seidmann Freud Copy Share Image
As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No matter how lackluster its surroundings, within seconds, all was new again for a goldfish because it had figured out how to… — Durga Chew-Bose Copy Share Image
She's born and raised with wildlife, living with a zoo. What would be strange for Bindi is if she were in an… — Terri Irwin Copy Share Image
Most times a person grows up gradually, but I found myself in a hurry... Hoping to find an answer, I uncovered an… — John August Copy Share Image
Addictions [...] started out like magical pets, pocket monsters. They did extraordinary tricks, showed you things you hadn't seen, were fun. But… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“but nothing I ever gave was good for you; it was like white bread to goldfish. they cram and cram, and it… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“There is a kidney-shaped fish pool outside the picture window. I cleaned it out and put in some large goldfish I bought… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Every parent who has ever said a few words over a goldfish in a toilet bowl or felt the numbness of an… — Lori Borgman Copy Share Image
We have all been hypnotized into thinking that we are smaller than we are. Just as an undersized flowerpot keeps a mighty… — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image