My girlfriend rang me and said, Are we going to get married? I said, Of course we are, babe She said, Then why the fuck aren't you here at the church? — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
60% of people fear that they care about a person way more than that person cares about them. — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself. — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
Dumb guy+smart girl= Love Smart guy+Dumb girl = sex Dumb guy+Dumb girl=Marriage Smart guy+Smart Girl=Fight. — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
My girlfriend rang me and said, Are we going to get married? I said, Of course we are, babe She said, Then why the… — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
If you judge someone from the brand of their clothes then you're the douche bag. — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
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