A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
“It was great seeing Annie again. I realised what a terrific person she was and how fun it was just knowing her.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
