They're happy to be Siamese twins. They feel blessed. But the rest of us have to go through the world alone. And… — Peter Farrelly Copy Share Image
I think we came out and got the first goals fairly easily and fairly quickly. All of a sudden they started to… — John Desko Copy Share Image
How would you like it if, at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on… — Jacques Plante Copy Share Image
Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game. — Chico Resch Copy Share Image
I'm not a pretty goalie and I don't ever want to be called one, to tell you the truth. — Ed Belfour Copy Share Image
You don't feel sorry for yourself, you get on with life. (after not being picked starting goalie) — Jens Lehmann Copy Share Image
Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
For [Malcolm Subban] I know that he's the No. 1 ranked goalie in North America and the world right now, he's got… — P. K. Subban Copy Share Image
We got the goals early in the game and I thought we just got a little too comfortable with things. They started… — John Desko Copy Share Image
A goalies job is to stop pucks,.... Well yeah, thats part of it, but you know what else is?... Youre trying to… — Ken Dryden Copy Share Image
In biblical times, I stoned people to death. Now they are repaying me by hurling pucks at my head. — Gilles Gratton Copy Share Image
Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I'm not a reflex goalie. I try to make as many stops as possible with with my stomach. — Jean-Sebastien Giguere Copy Share Image
Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player." "I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they… — Steve Hamilton Copy Share Image
Each team has a net liner, a goalie, and five attackers. We have two defenders on the ice and three forwards. Our… — Gerad Adams Copy Share Image
I played street hockey in Riverside Park when I was a kid. I played goalie. I didn't make the hockey team in… — John Katzman Copy Share Image
I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
Goalies often react quickly to shots with no regard for what might happen to their body because we are trained to stop… — Martin Brodeur Copy Share Image
It is pretty tough for a goalie when you look at it. You're always the last line of defense. If you let… — Kirk McLean Copy Share Image
If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow. — Terry Crisp Copy Share Image
Challenging someone is good. You need to do it. Sometimes they don't even realize you're doing it, like when you joke with… — Sidney Crosby Copy Share Image