You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The new friends whom we make after attaining a certain age and by whom we would fain replace those whom we have… — Nicolas Chamfort Copy Share Image
I want to be the condensation on the glass. I want to be that phenomenon that takes place between hot and cold. — Terrence Howard Copy Share Image
Long ago, men went to sea, and women waited for them, standing on the edge of the water, scanning the horizon for… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
Without running, I would have missed the joy of rain. What could be considered an inconvenience or a bummer to the inexperienced… — Kristin Armstrong Copy Share Image
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist--while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of wine, I drank it! Sincerely, the opportunist! — Lori Greiner Copy Share Image
Everyone wears glasses. They are trendy. Mine are nerdy, and I love them. — Scheana Shay Copy Share Image
The 'pure' red of which certain abstractionists speak does not exist. Any red is rooted in blood, glass, wine, hunters' caps and… — Robert Motherwell Copy Share Image
You have grudged the very fire in your house because the wood cost overmuch!" he cried. "You have grudged life. To live… — Jack London Copy Share Image
“Everybody has a home team: It’s the people you call when you get a flat tire or when something terrible happens. It’s… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
Wearing glasses for reading meant surrendering to old age without the least bit of a fight. — Andrea Camilleri Copy Share Image
The glass ceiling will go away when women help other women break through that ceiling. — Indra Nooyi Copy Share Image
Take it all back. Life is boring, except for flowers, sunshine, your perfect legs. A glass of cold water when you are… — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
This was how you wound up in the Inquisition. When you stopped being able to see any difference between Light Ones and… — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
I hate the term "mystery". That's not what I write. I think the Scarpetta novels are much more character-driven than an average… — Patricia Cornwell Copy Share Image
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
I can’t believe how much this place has grown,” Hazel muttered. The taxi driver grinned in the rearview mirror. “Been a long… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
A pessimist looks at his glass and says it is half empty; an optimist looks at it and says it is half… — Josiah Stamp Copy Share Image
Somebody put a drop under a magnifying-glass and it was all semicolons and parentheses. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
You can't find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you'll forget the questions. — George Patterson Copy Share Image
