If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, 'This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And… — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
I am presently in my thirteenth year of teaching a graduate course at the University of Southern California. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
So that this thing that aired in 1963 would result a few years later in personal bankruptcy, would result in having people be on… — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
I don't know the accident of still being married. I was the worst human being. But we were, I guess, in love. So much… — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
