I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. — April Winchell Copy Share Image
The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was… — April Winchell Copy Share Image
I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them. — April Winchell Copy Share Image
I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us… — April Winchell Copy Share Image
Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain… — April Winchell Copy Share Image
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. — April Winchell Copy Share Image
My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out. — April Winchell Copy Share Image
Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be… — April Winchell Copy Share Image
I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for. — April Winchell Copy Share Image
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill. — April Winchell Copy Share Image
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can… — April Winchell Copy Share Image
I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights. — April Winchell Copy Share Image
