Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am the ex who your girlfriend will stalk, who your mother will miss and who you hated to lose — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best gift a guy could give his girlfriend is: his time, his attention and his love. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set! — Zac Hanson Copy Share Image
Im single because my controller would still get touched more than my girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call your girlfriend. I think it's time you talked. Give your reasons. Say it's not her fault. But you just met somebody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would like to reach non-gamers. It's always great when guys come up to me who are gamers and represent my usual… — Tim Schafer Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
“Whatever happens, we've got your back, girlfriend! Unless, of course, the crowd gets mad and decides to tar and feather us. Then,… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was… — David Henry Copy Share Image
“Poetry is jealous of you tonight, for as soon as I come to pen a few words, your perfume attacks me in… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
There are so many female roles - particularly for young women - that are just somebody's girlfriend or somebody's daughter, or that… — Hannah Murray Copy Share Image
I think whenever we think of our hometowns, we tend to think of very specific people: with whom you rode on the… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“Oh no you're not sista! See I heard all about you … project girl, the little gold digga' who got herself pregnant… — JM Wilson Copy Share Image
Tokyopop's been extraordinary. They approached me to do My Dead Girlfriend - Julie Taylor, one of the senior editors was a huge… — Eric Wight Copy Share Image
My brother the vampire, whose kiss was a slow death sentence, had a stable and loving relationship with a girl who was… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I was born to be married. I just feel comfortable there. I love the idea of being partnered for ever. I love… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
“This is new to me, Win. I’ve never left a girlfriend behind before. I just wanted you to know that I don’t… — Rachel Robinson Copy Share Image
Honey, there’s not a single woman in this town who doesn’t know about Sanctuary, Land of the Bodacious Gods. Heck, me and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
