When you 'TRY' to show of your new girlfriend to your ex . HA FAIL .-. — MeMysealf &Time Copy Share Image
You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. — Jens Lehmann Copy Share Image
The thing I admire most in my girlfriend is her brains and the way that each of them has an attractive nipple… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He has a girlfriend already, he has already moved on, while I cant even look at guys without thinking of him — Ana Copy Share Image
Breaking up with your Chinese boyfriend/Girlfriend because it feels Wong___ :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All I need to do is place my pen against paper and your love writes for me.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me we can not be in a relationship because we have nothing in common. I said okay but we… — Granit Mavriqi Copy Share Image
That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and your still single. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
RELATIONSHIPS fail because GIRLS love too MUCH and BOYS love too MANY! -- Or OPPOSITE! — Jhoni13 Copy Share Image
The most terrifying thing in the world was having to give a speech at my girlfriend's wedding. I was physically shaking and… — Lindy Booth Copy Share Image
I am fortunate to have a lot of love in my life. I love my family, I love my dog, I love… — Benjamin Stone Copy Share Image
Hi baby. I know you're asleep right now, but I just wanted to let you know that you're the best friend anyone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was very fortunate, and have always been, that the women I met and fell in love with were exceptional, from my… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
There's so much love, but there's also a bit of edge - the Pakistani community is like your girlfriend being a bit… — Naughty Boy Copy Share Image
For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person.… — Miles Teller Copy Share Image
Going shopping all the time. Just making money, and competing with the niggas in other neighborhoods. And the whole competition with the… — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
The challenges that I face today are the same challenges we all face. Trying to balance your life between work, family, loved… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
If you're spending a lot of time in the writers' room and then you're also acting, you have your foot in both… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
I've always written songs from a sad place. I can't think of one good song that I have written in a happy… — Ty Stone Copy Share Image
When you are an army girlfriend you don't worry about anything else in the world you only worry about when he will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Larry David called me and said, "You can never watch The West Wing again. Either the show is going to be great… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are. If we have sons, we don't mind… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
“Nothing belongs to itself anymore. These trees are yours because you once looked at them. These streets are yours because you once… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Sometimes it bursts from your imagination fully formed, sometimes you absorb from nonfiction, sometimes you're able to imprint your own autobiographical experiences… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
