My girlfriend is always reading too much into things. Like my love letter to her sister for example. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, it is easier to lose an argument to your girlfriend, when you compare it to losing her forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, it's bros before hoes, but your girlfriend isn't a hoe. Give her the love, respect, and attention that she deserves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls better start looking for guys with a good education because I'm pretty sure swag isn't going to pay the bills. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a navy girlfriend. The events of the next several months hold my life, my love, and my future in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets commit the perfect crime. Ill steal your heart and youll steal mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't try to make your girlfriend jealous by posting pictures of you with another girl...that's pathetic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? Why cheat? It's like throwing away a diamond, and picking up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when a celebrity can make your girlfriend more happy than you ever will, just by clicking her 'follow' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love my life, but a girlfriend who's really down for me would be great! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over. Smile & laugh because his new girlfriend looks like a horse :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good girlfriend is supposed to stand by her man as a friend, when he's having problems with his girl. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the importance of girlfriend/boyfriend commitment when you have all the right to leave her/him when you find someone new¦ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Real Girlfriend: Calls you for NOTHING , texts you alll the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous, is over-protective,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had a girlfriend I'd sing to her & read her poetry, take her on dates, make her feel special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear guys, having a girlfriend is a responsibility, not a privilege. Your job is to keep a smile on her pretty face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a boyfriend you should never make your girlfriend jealous of other girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Her beauty caught my eye. Her voice caught my ear. And her smile caught my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real boyfriend isn't ashamed to kiss his girlfriend in public, brag about how in love he is & love her like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who needs a girlfriend when you can just be good friends with all the women you are attracted to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. but when the boy thinks of his future with his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls want a guy that can openly say, 'Yes that's my girlfriend and yes I do love her.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I take out my girlfriend for dinner, everyone stares.. Let us be. Where like everyone else, the only difference is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would love to be his girlfriend. But if the only way I can be around him is by being his best… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? It's like throwing away your diamond, and picking up a rock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend: his time, his attention and his love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy:Bitch. Girl:I've been called worse. Boy:Oh really. Like what? Girl:Your girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca? Good choice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, I'm not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend/girlfriend lives in the future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I say I hate you, just remember you're really the only thing that is holding me together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A true bf/gf is someone who accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So why don't you have a girlfriend? you are a nice guy. well that's the problem, I am too nice while girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
