I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriend : Babe , What's Your Favorite Position? ;) Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my girlfriend doesn't like a certain girl, I DON'T talk to that girl. Call it being whipped, I call it being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't make your girlfriend jealous. It will unleash a crazy you've never seen before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always been told whoever has me as a girlfriend is going to be lucky, I think I can agree, but only… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being the best girlfriend to someone who just couldn't see that you were good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its a boyfriends job to comfort his girlfriend and remind her everything's going to be okay when she is feeling down and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real girlfriend doesn't complain when her man is on the XBOX, she sits there and goes 'OMG KILL HIM BABY!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most damaging aspect of abuse is trauma to our heart and souls from being betrayed by the people that we love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never saw the point in looking through your girlfriend or boyfriend's phone. Thats like knocking on the devils door. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate boys who think they can just control there girlfriend! Just wait until she finds someone better...dick! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The music is my only girlfriend who's never break my heart ,so this why I chose to marry her forever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are sensitive,they overthink every little things and they care way more than they should,but thats what makes their love so strong.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri What do women want? She has been talking nonstop for the last two… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a difference between saying you treat your girlfriend right and actually meaning it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is really good at texting and driving aka risking our lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust is like a phone without Service, all you can do is play games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
S boy is insecure with his girlfriend when he knows someone else can treat her better — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont look for a girl that can be the best Girlfriend, look fo a girl that can be your Bestfriend — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girlfriend that tells thirsty guys that she got's a boyfriend is a real lady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres a difference between a girl being clingy and a girlfriend making an effort and showing she cares. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GIRLS DON'T DRESS FOR BOYS, THEY DRESS FOR THEMSELVES. IF GIRLS DRESSED FOR BOYS, THEY'D JUST WALK AROUND NAKED ALL THE TIME. ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys: Don't try to make your girlfriend jealous, she might take it the wrong way and get mad at you or she'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How the fuck can you accidentally cheat on your girlfriend? Like, oops, I tripped and my clothes ripped off and I fell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said I treat her like a child so I gave her aticker for standing up for herslef — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your old girlfriend says... You'll never find anyone like me... just smile and reply... that is the point... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It should never be a choice between friends or boy/girlfriend. They should compliment each other, not complicate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have the most beautiful girlfriend<3 She's so amazing and if I ever hurt her (which I won't do) you all can hurt me <3 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is loyal, don't treat her like shit. Because when you see her happy with someone else, you'll regret it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You yo like every girl's pictures when you know they want to holla at you, are you trying to make your girlfriend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A REAL girlfriend gon love you while you're broke. a HOE gon love you until you're broke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Protect your girlfriend like your daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A boy friend should make his girlfriend's pussy wet, not her eyes. A girlfriend should make her boyfriend's cock hard, not his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend should be your best friend... so don't treat her like a friend with benefits. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without Dreams; we reach nothing; we feel nothing.And without god; we are nothing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why would you intentionally flirt with other women in public to make your girlfriend jealous when she's right next to you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be the girl who makes your bad days better, and the one that makes you say, 'My life has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
