Im single because my controller would still get touched more than my girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call your girlfriend. I think it's time you talked. Give your reasons. Say it's not her fault. But you just met somebody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If climbing the highest mountain on earth is the only way for him to be mine.. then I'd rather go shopping! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you be my temporary girlfriend? No matter how long I stay I will always love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If ur Girlfriend switches from IPhone 4 to IPhone 5 just because of an extra 1/2 inch... then better think before you marry her... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real boyfriend and girlfriend stand by each others side on good days and stands even closer on bad days no matter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You shouldn't really get mad when someone else hits on ya boyfriend/girlfriend, be proud you have someone others want but can't have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't KISS my lips, kiss my forehead ¥ Don't HOLD my hand, hold my body ¥ Don't LOOK in my eyes, look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think your girlfriends getting Jealous," Luce said, gesturing at the pair. "Which one?" He asked. "I didn't realise they were both… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once in lifetime someone breaks your heart & if you still feel to hold that person with every broken piece…thats amazing pair… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Noo. I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. Because she's dating a selfish unfaithful assshole that once was mine but without giving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a relationship,guys complain, If my girlfriend wants me to get something in particular for her birthday Why doesn't she tell me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you catch yourself trying to make your girlfriend jealous, she'll do 10 times worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No girlfriend wants another girl tweeting about her man, talking to him, texting him, thinking about him, looking at him. No one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude gtfo, you and your girlfriend JUST broke up, I am most definitely not your rebound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best relationship is composed of an understanding girlfriend together with a loyal and honest boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my girlfriend knew how much my stubborn heart really cares for her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good girl gives you happiness and a bad girl gives you experience both are essential in life so enjoy every girlfriend! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had roses for every time I thought of you, Id be picking roses for a lifetime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girlfriend's job is to keep her boyfriend on track, hold him down, and have his back through good times and bad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your girlfriends birthday is to forget it once! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend should never feel like she is in a competition with any other girl .. good afternoon San Diego ! (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want a girlfriend to do holiday shit with then we can be done after new years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
