“When considering female human beings, we should ask ourselves what kind of organisms become overjoyed when presented with decapitated plants as gifts? I suppose we should consider ourselves fortunate they do not become overjoyed when presented with decapitated animals as… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
I don’t need no surgery, or tattoos. I already got the marks and scars of the Universe on my face and body. — Robert Black Copy Share Image
It’s relatively easy to act nice and normal in front of a crowd, or in public. The tricky part is doing it in private. — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read a book,… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“Good art is becoming hard to find these days. With political correctness, the internet, globalization, and multiculturalism, people are becoming pressured to be the… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“A man must get his affairs in order, even if he lives five minutes ahead of them.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being,… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“Beautiful girls, are a bit like been there, done that. Once you have had one, the mystery is gone.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“A woman needs a man, more than a man needs a woman. We can thank prostitutes for that.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
