Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money. — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
“Free will? Either you follow the word of God, or you'll be punished with eternal hellfire. That's the same kind of "choice" an abuse… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey.… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves. — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot. — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
“A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.” — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
“I believe, if there is some sort of higher power, the universe is it. Whenever religious people ask me where the universe came from,… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse,… — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves. — Oliver Gaspirtz Copy Share Image
