Gentlemen prefer blondes Quotes by Don Herold

“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.”

— Don Herold

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

— Don Herold

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

— Don Herold

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

— Don Herold

Babies are a great way to start people.

— Don Herold

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

— Don Herold

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

— Don Herold

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

— Don Herold

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

— Don Herold

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

— Don Herold

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.

— Don Herold

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all…

— Don Herold

This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.

— Don Herold

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

— Don Herold

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

— Don Herold