“Dear Journal, I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit.” — Whitney G Marketing Copy Share Image
“ “We were too young, but for the record, I’m pretty sure I damn near loved you, too.” ” — Whitney G Adorable Copy Share Image
“She gasped. “You would snitch on me?” “I would run my car over you.” — Whitney G Snitch Copy Share Image
“And if I decide I’d rather come here instead?” “I’ll come here to get you again.” He pressed his lips against mine… — Whitney G Fuck Copy Share Image
“Mind if I join you?” He didn’t wait for an answer. He simply walked over to me. “What if I told you… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“I like your rants better when you prepare them in advance,” I said. “They sound less juvenile that way.” “Have you two… — Whitney G Said Copy Share Image
“But if I’m going to spend my entire senior year dating one person, I need to make sure it’s more than worth… — Whitney G Senior year Copy Share Image
“The subtext sounded more like you can’t have him. He’s mine. I half expected him to pee on Drew just to mark… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“She hates me. She also claims that I'm a "domineering jerk with a huge, overbearing ego." (I do have something huge. It's not my ego,… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“I was accustomed to women saying “yes” to me within seconds, and I’d never had to work this hard just to get… — Whitney G Accustomed Copy Share Image
“Well, enlighten me, please.” She looked up and scratched her head. “In the event of something unfortunate happening to you, who would… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“Forgiveness is what happens when you can honestly move past something and let it go. Stupidity is what happens when you tell… — Whitney G Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“I hadn’t heard from Charlotte since I graduated college. I’d spent thousands of dollars looking for her the first year she left… — Whitney G New life Copy Share Image
“Dallas-Emily: More of YOU. I like you A LOT and I know that with your career, you’re alone a lot (as am… — Whitney G Last time Copy Share Image
“What? “I’ve never stolen anything from you.” “Nothing except my patience.” His voice was firm. “Vinnie will pick you up at five… — Whitney G Gaze Copy Share Image
“But this year, when the game clock struck zero, and the score was in my team's favor, I felt no excitement at… — Whitney G Fake smile Copy Share Image
“Look, I’m completely flattered but you look kind of young.” He furrowed his eyebrow. “That’s very nice of you to say, but… — Whitney G Beautiful eyes Copy Share Image
“Wait,” I touched his arm before he walked into the rain. “On what day are we meeting?” He tilted his head to… — Whitney G Dreams Copy Share Image
“Art school?” He gave me a pointed look. “Charlotte, getting a master’s degree in art is like telling the universe that you… — Whitney G Art Copy Share Image
“ SUBJECT: NEXT TIME You Jackasses Throw an 'Unofficial' Bonfire ... How about making sure that you won't burn down the grounds… — Whitney G Big deal Copy Share Image
“else. She did stand you up.” He tilted my chin with his fingertips so that I was looking directly into his eyes.… — Whitney G Bubble bath Copy Share Image
“This is…” She crossed her arms, and I braced myself for a rant of epic proportions. “This personal meeting you’ve been telling… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“Her favorite color is blue, even though she tells everyone it’s orange. She looks for every excuse possible to get out of… — Whitney G Ball game Copy Share Image
