I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a cook. I used to keep books in my gas oven - until someone told me it was… — Michiko Kakutani Copy Share Image
