Kentucky Gag Order is a great band, there's stuff here and there that you catch that is cool. — Eyedea Copy Share Image
Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Letters to absence can a voice impart, And lend a tongue when distance gags the heart. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I often think it can often be very difficult for comedians to revisit the same gag. I think Russell's a bit more… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
But a public oration is an escapade, a non-committal, an apology, a gag, and not a communication, not a speech, not a… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
The gag rule is, is that if any program receiving United States funding for Family Planning cannot mention, cannot speak the word… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image
I won't stop talking. I am a girl you have no control over. There is not a gag big enough to handle… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her? — Nicky Campbell Copy Share Image
...I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people. — Darlene Cates Copy Share Image
In this land of unlimited opportunity, a place where, to paraphrase Woody Allen, any man or woman can realize greatness as a… — Vincent Canby Copy Share Image
We see it in attempts on Capitol Hill to impose gag rules on rules on doctors on what they can say to… — Dick Durbin Copy Share Image
When I was very young and first worked in Hollywood, the films had bred in me one sole ambition: to get away… — Anita Loos Copy Share Image
I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm going to take off your gag.And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
When you watch an audience watching my movies, you realize that nobody laughs at the same time. Some people enjoy a beat,… — Quentin Dupieux Copy Share Image
In a 22-page comic, figuring an average of four to five panels a page and a couple of full-page shots, a writer… — Mark Waid Copy Share Image
Money is a terrible blab; she will betray the secrets of her owner, whatever he do to gag her. His virtues will… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
The fascinating thing about the studio was that there was no story department. They would put a little notice up on the… — Walter Lantz Copy Share Image
The news might be single-handedly trying to bring about an environmental catastrophe, which it will then report on. Super injunctions are interesting… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
When the invasion began, the British public was called upon to 'support' troops sent illegally and undemocratically to kill people with whom… — John Pilger Copy Share Image
The gag rule must be eliminated, and it's just the gag rule, we're not talking now even about funding abortion. We're talking… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image
If this is something you'd truly like to work on, not out of a sense of guilt but because you would enjoy… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
I think the strangest thing probably is when I went to Japan, and I don't know what the hell I was eating,… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
The copy of an ad is merely a punning gag to distract the critical faculties while the image of the product goes… — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
The U.S. intelligence community is palsied by lawyers. When we were going to capture Osama bin Laden, for example, the lawyers were… — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
How do you gag the voice in your head that says, 'You don't have to [do it] today. There's always tomorrow.'? — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
But it's hard to talk about art. Maybe there should be a law against it, some First Amendment gag order like crying… — Stanley Elkin Copy Share Image
My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
You have to take the horror seriously but there's gags aplenty. Most people, when they do horror it's just grim. — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Everyone talks about the gags, but the most difficult thing is coming up with the stories. You have to learn to do… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
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