I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that bit funny?' — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
The two great things about computer CG stuff are I can now do gags I would never have dreamed of in the… — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
I feel like 90% of the gags in the Muppets are to do with their mouths being not quite closed. Just permanent gormlessness. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I love sight gags and broad stuff, but you can get to such a subtle degree, especially with CG animation. — Peter Sohn Copy Share Image
I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In the name of religious freedom, relativists have banished religion from the public square. They say they have to destroy public displays… — Robert H. Knight Copy Share Image
The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I started pulling gags on Al [Pachino]. That was the moment I realized that he was absolutely out of his mind. I… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
It's a corny old gag about Las Vegas, the temporal city if there ever was one, trying to camouflage the hours and… — Michael Herr Copy Share Image
It's been a while. I haven't seen the actual gag reel they put on the DVD. I just saw the DVD myself,… — Emily Deschanel Copy Share Image
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan,… — Guy Steele Copy Share Image
I was just interested in directing. So I just kept having a go at trying to write little scripts and get things… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
The character and the actor in a long-running series slowly become one. I think there must be funny stories about actors who,… — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
A lot of the content that goes directly to the internet, or is web-created content, is very hand-held video where you can… — Joseph McGinty Nichol Copy Share Image
The contemporary tendency in our society is to base our distribution on scarcity, which has vanished, and to compress our abundance into… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
One of the challenges with series TV is not to give everyone all the punchlines, all the gags and all the fun… — Bruno Heller Copy Share Image
My role is almost a sight-gag. I have to be a woman to sing the lyrics "I am a man" to have… — Max von Essen Copy Share Image
There is a relationship between humor and fear. Think of all the gags you ever heard that have to do with dismemberment,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Almost everything is in the movie [The Hangover]. I think the fun little Easter eggs on the DVD will be sort of… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
Tell me why it is that a toddler will gag over a perfectly wonderful breakfast of ham, eggs, biscuits, juice, and jelly.… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
“The strangest thing. I came to the end of other people so quickly. Each new person was like a glass of water,… — Arthur Phillips Copy Share Image
Identity is a bag and a gag. Yet it exists for me with all the force of a fatal disease. Obviously I… — Judith Perelman Rossner Copy Share Image
One would have to say "in the end everything is a gag, etc" because everything is infinitely more than just a gag.… — Alfred Korzybski Copy Share Image
I don't think it's aiming at gags, I think the humour is woven into it. It's part of how the characters operate… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
[Abdellatif Laâbi] was a poet and worked as a high school teacher; and although he hadn't broken any laws, the Moroccan government… — Andre Naffis-Sahely Copy Share Image
When I eat cilantro, it's like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there's only a… — Amber Rose Copy Share Image
They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People… — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
![“I started pulling gags on Al [Pachino]. That was the moment I realized that he was absolutely out of his mind. I mean that he's certifiably insane. I wouldn't spend a night in a room where he's at.” quote by Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75e/johnny-depp-658_als_i-started-pulling-gags-on-al-pachino-tha_2111738.jpg)
![“Almost everything is in the movie [The Hangover]. I think the fun little Easter eggs on the DVD will be sort of the gag reel stuff. There's a lot of takes we just couldn't get through.We were laughing.” quote by Ed Helms](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2b/ed-helms-4996_dvds_almost-everything-is-in-the-movie-the-ha_3027766.png)
![“[Abdellatif Laâbi] was a poet and worked as a high school teacher; and although he hadn't broken any laws, the Moroccan government was determined to "gag" him - I use the term specifically since one of my favorite sequences of his is entitled "The Poem Beneath The Gag."” quote by Andre Naffis-Sahely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83d/andre-naffis-sahely-20813_broken_abdellatif-la-bi-was-a-poet-and-worked-a_1533931.jpg)
