I won't stop talking. I am a girl you have no control over. There is not a gag big enough to handle… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
I often think it can often be very difficult for comedians to revisit the same gag. I think Russell's a bit more… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
How do you gag the voice in your head that says, 'You don't have to [do it] today. There's always tomorrow.'? — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
...I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people. — Darlene Cates Copy Share Image
If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her? — Nicky Campbell Copy Share Image
When I eat cilantro, it's like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there's only a… — Amber Rose Copy Share Image
[Abdellatif Laâbi] was a poet and worked as a high school teacher; and although he hadn't broken any laws, the Moroccan government… — Andre Naffis-Sahely Copy Share Image
One would have to say "in the end everything is a gag, etc" because everything is infinitely more than just a gag.… — Alfred Korzybski Copy Share Image
A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
I don't think it's aiming at gags, I think the humour is woven into it. It's part of how the characters operate… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
In the name of religious freedom, relativists have banished religion from the public square. They say they have to destroy public displays… — Robert H. Knight Copy Share Image
I started pulling gags on Al [Pachino]. That was the moment I realized that he was absolutely out of his mind. I… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The fascinating thing about the studio was that there was no story department. They would put a little notice up on the… — Walter Lantz Copy Share Image
The gag rule must be eliminated, and it's just the gag rule, we're not talking now even about funding abortion. We're talking… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image
Money is a terrible blab; she will betray the secrets of her owner, whatever he do to gag her. His virtues will… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
When you watch an audience watching my movies, you realize that nobody laughs at the same time. Some people enjoy a beat,… — Quentin Dupieux Copy Share Image
In a 22-page comic, figuring an average of four to five panels a page and a couple of full-page shots, a writer… — Mark Waid Copy Share Image
I'm going to take off your gag.And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I was very young and first worked in Hollywood, the films had bred in me one sole ambition: to get away… — Anita Loos Copy Share Image
We see it in attempts on Capitol Hill to impose gag rules on rules on doctors on what they can say to… — Dick Durbin Copy Share Image
In this land of unlimited opportunity, a place where, to paraphrase Woody Allen, any man or woman can realize greatness as a… — Vincent Canby Copy Share Image
One of the challenges with series TV is not to give everyone all the punchlines, all the gags and all the fun… — Bruno Heller Copy Share Image
The character and the actor in a long-running series slowly become one. I think there must be funny stories about actors who,… — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan,… — Guy Steele Copy Share Image
I was just interested in directing. So I just kept having a go at trying to write little scripts and get things… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
It's been a while. I haven't seen the actual gag reel they put on the DVD. I just saw the DVD myself,… — Emily Deschanel Copy Share Image
It's a corny old gag about Las Vegas, the temporal city if there ever was one, trying to camouflage the hours and… — Michael Herr Copy Share Image
![“How do you gag the voice in your head that says, 'You don't have to [do it] today. There's always tomorrow.'?” quote by A. J. Jacobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e66/a-j-jacobs-2-13695_gags_how-do-you-gag-the-voice-in-your-head-th_513635.jpg)
![“[Abdellatif Laâbi] was a poet and worked as a high school teacher; and although he hadn't broken any laws, the Moroccan government was determined to "gag" him - I use the term specifically since one of my favorite sequences of his is entitled "The Poem Beneath The Gag."” quote by Andre Naffis-Sahely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83d/andre-naffis-sahely-20813_broken_abdellatif-la-bi-was-a-poet-and-worked-a_1533931.jpg)
![“I started pulling gags on Al [Pachino]. That was the moment I realized that he was absolutely out of his mind. I mean that he's certifiably insane. I wouldn't spend a night in a room where he's at.” quote by Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75e/johnny-depp-658_als_i-started-pulling-gags-on-al-pachino-tha_2111738.jpg)
![“The gag rule must be eliminated, and it's just the gag rule, we're not talking now even about funding abortion. We're talking about, you know, counseling and speaking, so that's one. That can be reversed by an executive order. [George W.]Bush put it in the first day he got in office. We hope that…” quote by Eleanor Smeal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf5/eleanor-smeal-14458_abortion_the-gag-rule-must-be-eliminated-and-it-s_1475452.png)
