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Funny Quotes by Vikrant Parsai

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Vikrant Parsai jokes that marriage certificates arrive before driving tests, and that parents can track a teen’s location but not the car. He pokes fun at gender roles, counting girls in absurd ways, and calls museums reminders of our own stupidity. The humor turns everyday logic on its head.

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A man giving challenge to God is like a particle of dust giving challenge to Storm.

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In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man.

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Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved.

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If the knocking at the door is loud and long, it is not opportunity, it is your relatives.

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Just because you are a good friend of a scorpion doesn't mean that you can't be stung by a bee.

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If the knocking at the door is twice, it is not opportunity, it is postman.

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I thought a thought which I never thought that it would be thought by me.

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Life is just a journey between Delete and Recycle Bin in which love is a Virus.

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Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.

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The internet service is merely a source of entertainment for those girls who use FB to find their BF.

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You shouldnt waste your time trying to judge the person whose name has been written after this quote.

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The secret of long marriage? ~ It's simple: You just have to find the right woman and old enough.

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Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.

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There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you…

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Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is.

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Your vacation depends upon the book that tells you where to go, and it is called your cheque book.

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Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time.

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A woman always remembers where and when she got married; a man sometimes forgets why!

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Just because a thing is funny doesnt mean it doesnt have a mystery.

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Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

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A good girl always gets caught; a bad girl knows how to avoid being caught.

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A woman knows the value of love, but a man knows its cost.

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The journey of life ends with 8 letters? - Marriage.

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Woman was created last so she wouldnt have to wait for someone to talk to.

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A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.

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A museum is a reminder to us of how stupid we are.

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Barking dogs seldom bite, but beware of those dogs that know this proverb.

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The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong.

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A doctor is a person who kills you today to prevent you from dying tomorrow.

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He was so poor that he couldnt afford a funeral thats why he is still alive.

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A spare tyre is something that you don't check until you have a punctured one.

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The easiest way to get a teenage boy to be quiet is to ask him where he has been.

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Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill.

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A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.

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If the early bird catches the worm, then what the night owl catches?

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Some people treat God like they do a lawyer; they go to Him only when they are in trouble.

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Generally speaking, woman is generally speaking.

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Rich widows are the only second-hand goods that sell at prime cost.

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The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.

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There are three things most men love but never understand; females, girls and women.

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Too much familiarity breeds contempt.

A mistake doesnt make you a fool, but denying it surely makes you one.

Bring up your children in the way you think other peoples children should go.

Judge a person not by his ability to make money but by his ability to retain it.

I always advise people not to act upon the advice that I give them.

A child who goes to school but learns nothing is like an anchor that is always in the sea yet doesnt learn to swim.

To follow good manners willingly is like paving the road and to tell somebody to follow them is like the road which is always…

We must live not as we like, but as we can.

Man is so intelligent animal on earth that if he was empowered as much as God, he would start battling with him to get…

Societies that are disciplined to get what they want become dangerous when they don't get what they want.

It is the thoughts that matter.

It is a bad well into which you have to pour water.

You can stop speaking to someone, but you cannot stop being related.

Pay what you owe and youll know what youre worth.

He who has no house of his own is everywhere at home.