When u stick the tampen in it looks like a roman candle - We're The Millers — Unkown Copy Share Image
That awkard moment when you hop into somebody elses car, while somebody is in there... — Unkown Copy Share Image
Some laugh at me because they think I am different; I laugh at them because I think they are all the same. — Unkown Copy Share Image
Dear person sitting next to me, just because I didnt hear you fart doesnt mean you didn't sincerly the only other person… — Unkown Copy Share Image
If the Plan A did not work,,, Dont worry; there are 25 more letters left to use. — Unkown Copy Share Image
Some BOY's hold their Girlfriend's hand in malls Bcoz if they leave her hand she'll start shopping.. It looks Romantic but actually… — Unkown Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn—t hacked, he just really loves penis — Unkown Copy Share Image
OBAMA may be the king of the ballot box after his election win over Mitt Romney on the night. But here are… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Dear Spongebob, you're such a copycat. You live in Bikini Bottom & you're super absorbent? Sincerely, annoyed tampons. — Unkown Copy Share Image
Skies are crying, I am watching Catching tear drops in my hands Only silence as it's ending Like we never had a chance Do… — Unkown Copy Share
So ,you're thinking it's ending but it's only just began.Your whole life is there right-right in front of you! Life's a story that is… — Unkown Copy Share
I would like to tell you that it will be better tomorrow, But I've been through so many tomorrows and nothing has ever changed. — Unkown Copy Share
I'm sorry I want to apologize for being careless and hurting your feelings. Please forgive me ! I'm a jerk your friendship means a… — Unkown Copy Share
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say don't and if he touches your pussy say stop? Girl: But mom, he touched both so… — Unkown Copy Share
I am so grateful to the creator in heavens who brought us together. You are the first n the last person I would want… — Unkown Copy Share
Strong women bury their pain deep inside. No matter how much she hurts, all she shows a smile and a beautiful soul. — Unkown Copy Share
I can talk to hundreds of people in one day but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one… — Unkown Copy Share
There is no such thing as perfect timing. It's just a matter of making that one moment perfect. — Unkown Copy Share
