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Funny Quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

37 Funny quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

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A statue of limitation stands in Goldwyn’s jokes about business paradoxes. He declares he’d never be in the business if it were only for profit, then admits he never liked you. Absurd comparisons, like calling someone a Florence Nightingale, add a sharp, sarcastic edge.

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Include me out.

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Keep a stiff upper chin.

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Gentlemen, include me out.

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Yes, but keep copies.

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They stayed away in droves.

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Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

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In two words, impossible.

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Let's have some new cliches.

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I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

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Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

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There is a statue of limitation.

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If you don't dissagree with me, how will I know I'm right?

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Yes, but that's our strongest weak point.

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To hell with the cost, if it's a good story, I'll make it.

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He treats me like the dirt under my feet.

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Tell them to stand closer apart.

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I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

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If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business.

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The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.

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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

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Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

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[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.

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Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

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We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.

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True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes,…

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Don't improve it into a flop!

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Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.

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I read part of it all the way through.

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Never make forecasts, especially about future.

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I never liked you, and I always will.

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I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.

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This book has too much plot and not enough story.

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You've got to take the sour with the bitter.

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You fail to overlook the crucial point.

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Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.

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This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

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I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP.

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If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.

Having integrity...means being completely true to what is inside you - to what you know is right...what you feel you must do, regardless of…

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

I never liked you, and I always will.

They stayed away in droves.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.

Include me out.

[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.

A Hospital isn't any place to end up being sick.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.